Sometimes, I smile.
Sometimes, I wince.
And then there’s the times... well... you know...
I like to call this portion of our trip: Don’t Make Me Call The Dance Police.
![Winds of the Sahara - September 14 2017](https://farm5.staticflickr.com/4376/37042205070_1cc807fd09.jpg)
Kinda like the cover of Omni Magazine.
![Winds of the Sahara - September 14 2017](https://farm5.staticflickr.com/4417/37440523275_f8b036c9c2.jpg)
I hope you remembered to tip the driver.
![Winds of the Sahara - September 14 2017](https://farm5.staticflickr.com/4353/37042252670_bc05f00d38.jpg)
This is a scene from Mortal Kombat, the Musical, right?
![Winds of the Sahara - September 14 2017](https://farm5.staticflickr.com/4479/37440604145_ea58659a56.jpg)
Spoilers from the new Star Trek: Discovery. Rawr.
![Winds of the Sahara - September 14 2017](https://farm5.staticflickr.com/4481/37250976056_bfa1d7c7de.jpg)
Forget Mickey Spillaine... I want to hire HER!
![Debauche - September 24 2017](https://farm5.staticflickr.com/4474/37039250800_56bb1c6a56.jpg)
No joke here... I just feel proud of myself for catching the jump.
![Debauche - September 24 2017](https://farm5.staticflickr.com/4395/36625407713_5a97171c4d.jpg)
And now, Miss Scotland.
![Debauche - September 24 2017](https://farm5.staticflickr.com/4366/36625416383_1a1059c5fe.jpg)
The call is coming from INSIDE THE HOUSE!
![Spirit Light Dance Company SLDC - September 24 2017](https://farm5.staticflickr.com/4470/37292827871_011dacef16.jpg)
She's so fabulous, she has underlings for furniture.
![Spirit Light Dance Company SLDC - September 24 2017](https://farm5.staticflickr.com/4346/36623093213_1a49e93fe9.jpg)
Keep shaking her until the wallet she stole falls out!
![Spirit Light Dance Company SLDC - September 24 2017](https://farm5.staticflickr.com/4344/37263510372_41f6c893b5.jpg)
Kinda looks like the Houston Texans secondary right as Brady ripped them apart for the win.
![Club Image - September 24 2017](https://farm5.staticflickr.com/4366/36616804153_e0d06e8878.jpg)
Uh oh... Elayn's calling me out!
![Club Image - September 24 2017](https://farm5.staticflickr.com/4497/37239339266_d7c108e9b6.jpg)
STILL GETTING THE SHOTS!
![Club Image - September 24 2017](https://farm5.staticflickr.com/4442/37428560675_29f11dae3b.jpg)
Hope may be the thing with feathers, but we killed it and made this dress.
![Club Image - September 24 2017](https://farm5.staticflickr.com/4363/37428582645_eb71036537.jpg)
Once again, we do not want to make Diawa angry. Mr McGee, you wouldn't like her when she's angry.
![Club Image - September 24 2017](https://farm5.staticflickr.com/4410/37256850952_0aac3fc20d.jpg)
In SL, everybody eventually works the pole. Even Misse.
![Club Image - September 24 2017](https://farm5.staticflickr.com/4513/36616661153_fb94f865d5.jpg)
You do not want a job rigging the lighting when this act comes on.
![Phoenix Dance Team - September 23 2017](https://farm5.staticflickr.com/4397/37228241516_8bb633b55c.jpg)
Toys 4: The Toys' Revenge
![Phoenix Dance Team - September 23 2017](https://farm5.staticflickr.com/4386/37275144701_f24b511d5d.jpg)
I'll just skip this one. I do not want to get cut.
![Main Event - September 23 2017](https://farm5.staticflickr.com/4390/37273362611_811b69a65e.jpg)
What are my other two wishes? Um... well, I don't think I really need them now.
![Terpsicorps - Wicked City - September 23 2017](https://farm5.staticflickr.com/4423/37225203026_32aa9bf437.jpg)
Anybody need a group invite to this club?
![Terpsicorps - Wicked City - September 23 2017](https://farm5.staticflickr.com/4409/36602562613_501f0a9880.jpg)
Phantom of the Opera, Noir Style
![Terpsicorps - Wicked City - September 23 2017](https://farm5.staticflickr.com/4356/37016409950_3ca62a727b.jpg)
To cut down on paying the actors, they don't use blanks.
![Terpsicorps - Wicked City - September 23 2017](https://farm5.staticflickr.com/4512/36602577173_6790a2c95c.jpg)
Yes. Yes it will. And I think it has.
![Dance Xcetera - Spoonful of Sugar - September 23 2017](https://farm5.staticflickr.com/4470/37015121050_eee8856c87.jpg)
Now this is how you sell a car!
![Dance Xcetera - Spoonful of Sugar - September 23 2017](https://farm5.staticflickr.com/4332/37413348485_bec6db25b3.jpg)
I don't think you're supposed to take that song literally.
![Elysium Cabaret - September 22 2017](https://farm5.staticflickr.com/4438/37207791236_25349f880f.jpg)
Are you with UPS, because you're right on time for delivering a package!
![Elysium Cabaret - September 22 2017](https://farm5.staticflickr.com/4374/37225962172_15f92bcc65.jpg)
ALL THE FEELS! SO CUTE!
![Elysium Cabaret - September 22 2017](https://farm5.staticflickr.com/4391/37397325565_001d0203ca.jpg)
Is this one of those Mighty Morphing Power Rangers things?
![Noir Neverland - Second Anniversary - September 20 2017](https://farm5.staticflickr.com/4365/37358426635_7518943c8d.jpg)
The first step is to acknowledge that you have a problem.
![Noir Neverland - Second Anniversary - September 20 2017](https://farm5.staticflickr.com/4434/37358433605_744c986b91.jpg)
I just gotta ask... who does your hair?
![Noir Neverland - Second Anniversary - September 20 2017](https://farm5.staticflickr.com/4416/37185917192_82e350d5be.jpg)
Refreshments are in the lobby... and on the stage.
Thank you, and stay tuned next Sunday for the next thrilling episode.
"Hey. It's Cave. Someone's not daaaancing. Come on. You know the law - testing IS NOT a dance exemption. Don't make me call the dance police"
- Cave Johnson, Portal 2 Perpetual Testing Initiative Expansion Pack.
(My apologies for the delay. The WiFi is a bit slow here. At the Ritz. On the oceanfront. I'm a professional writer who's been put up at the Ritz on the oceanfront. No. Seriously. Whoever I screwed to get this gig, I can't remember who you were or ever doing it, but thank you... thank you... thank you...)