I take a lot of photos of dance performances.
Maybe too many.
Sometimes, I smile.
Sometimes, I wince.
And then there’s the times... well... you know...
I like to call this portion of our trip:
Don’t Make Me Call The Dance Police.
![Club Image - February 18 2018](https://farm5.staticflickr.com/4707/40293961232_e432354928.jpg)
Like this. See?
![Winds of the Sahara - February 18 2018](https://farm5.staticflickr.com/4627/25477624037_58a2c5f7c6.jpg)
ZOMG ZOMG ZOMG It's Satan!
I'm your biggest fan!
Did you get all the chickens I sacrificed to you?
Can you sign my autograph book for me?
![Winds of the Sahara - February 18 2018](https://farm5.staticflickr.com/4701/26478465308_16a9326f08.jpg)
I guess some people are sick of my photographs.
![Winds of the Sahara - February 18 2018](https://farm5.staticflickr.com/4754/40349327051_4e1fb534c5.jpg)
Poledancing should be an Olympic event, but based on the strip club around the corner, 15 year-old Russians will still win all the Gold medals.
![Winds of the Sahara - February 18 2018](https://farm5.staticflickr.com/4619/38539476590_b9a307ede6.jpg)
... ... ... um, nevermind.
![Winds of the Sahara - February 18 2018](https://farm5.staticflickr.com/4712/40303676282_877b1e80a2.jpg)
The Winds of the Sahara are real. They're blowing Eva's hair.
![Amazon Dancers- February 18 2018](https://farm5.staticflickr.com/4616/26477220308_184dbb81fc.jpg)
... ... ... no, seriously. What is going on here? Why is there a French horn?
![Debauche - February 18 2018](https://farm5.staticflickr.com/4744/40347345091_9333f48d08.jpg)
Some venues forget the catering, so the dancers have to eat their hair accessories.
![Debauche - February 18 2018](https://farm5.staticflickr.com/4627/38537657460_a3019dd704.jpg)
The tickets are for the subway, right?
![Debauche - February 18 2018](https://farm5.staticflickr.com/4616/39635277844_2a7e184283.jpg)
Who called in an air strike?
![Debauche - February 18 2018](https://farm5.staticflickr.com/4604/38536851640_ffedd334de.jpg)
This is a preview of Windows 11.
![Debauche - February 18 2018](https://farm5.staticflickr.com/4662/40301104262_e784f5e5a6.jpg)
Better to light a candle than to cur.... um... is it hot in here or is it just her?
![Debauche - February 18 2018](https://farm5.staticflickr.com/4764/38536872230_f581d4b15d.jpg)
Is this necklace available on Marketplace?
![Debauche - February 18 2018](https://farm5.staticflickr.com/4602/38536895280_ae213cd490.jpg)
Deleted scene from Goonies. It's how they kept the PG rating.
![Muse Theatre - Fiddler on the Roof - February 18 2018](https://farm5.staticflickr.com/4667/40342323991_a52b6efcb2.jpg)
Sure, The Fiddler on the Roof has a rough job, but the Fiddler in the Cesspool Tank and the Fiddler in the Middle Of The Busy Freeway are just waiting for that job to open up.
![Muse Theatre - Fiddler on the Roof - February 18 2018](https://farm5.staticflickr.com/4715/38531575640_fcbc68dd54.jpg)
The sequel, Goat on the Roof, only made it to off-Broadway. Closed opening night.
![Club Image - February 18 2018](https://farm5.staticflickr.com/4672/40293955852_974bfb1f3f.jpg)
ENOUGH WITH THE PUNCHING! HUG IT OUT! HUG IT OUT!
![Club Image - February 18 2018](https://farm5.staticflickr.com/4719/26467100258_f4d5200964.jpg)
Bambi II, The Ambush
![Club Image - February 18 2018](https://farm5.staticflickr.com/4711/39440890725_089e286b04.jpg)
That would take a while to explain, sorry.
![Desire Arts - February 17 2018](https://farm5.staticflickr.com/4665/26458428248_6a18491b83.jpg)
Um, okay. You have an axe. No jokes about you. It's a very nice axe.
![Desire Arts - February 17 2018](https://farm5.staticflickr.com/4627/39618777404_59d3fc7405.jpg)
Never use a Mac to run your backdrop screen.
![Centre Stage - February 17 2018](https://farm5.staticflickr.com/4720/40327495151_ffe11774a4.jpg)
Looks like my last AirBnB
![Centre Stage - February 17 2018](https://farm5.staticflickr.com/4622/40282154552_556c5600b3.jpg)
Well, damn it. I should have done a whole Olympic event post. Oh well. Maybe next time.
![Dance Queens Showcase - February 17 2018](https://farm5.staticflickr.com/4673/26453842748_6260eb93b7.jpg)
One star on Uber, unless I can cook and eat his legs, then... maybe two stars.
![Dance Queens Showcase - February 17 2018](https://farm5.staticflickr.com/4746/40325497681_03b7c27c89.jpg)
Have you seen my jaw? I dropped it somewhere.
![Dance Queens Showcase - February 17 2018](https://farm5.staticflickr.com/4698/39427967615_b05bbafa32.jpg)
Blair Witch 3
![Dance Queens Showcase - February 17 2018](https://farm5.staticflickr.com/4661/39427705265_7132155571.jpg)
Once again, jaw drop. I'll pat myself on the back, thank you.
![Dance Queens Showcase - February 17 2018](https://farm5.staticflickr.com/4619/26453249188_a6be335bf8.jpg)
Tron 3
![Dance Queens Showcase - February 17 2018](https://farm5.staticflickr.com/4617/39427269665_6f24b15552.jpg)
I caught Lina doing a backflip, but the line of women with Laura in it? Nope. But in my defense, five women, so quintuple backflip, right?
![Dance Queens Showcase - February 17 2018](https://farm5.staticflickr.com/4698/40279451812_5d3bd5de79.jpg)
This is why you have to use odor-free particles, or you end up wearing a gas mask in your act.
![Dance Queens Showcase - February 17 2018](https://farm5.staticflickr.com/4702/39426784455_05a1b9812d.jpg)
Electric Smurf ghosts?
![Dance Queens Showcase - February 17 2018](https://farm5.staticflickr.com/4615/39613222274_343e870371.jpg)
Can you hug my window and dust my blinds, please?
![ReON - February 17 2018](https://farm5.staticflickr.com/4629/40317263561_1a13b250c0.jpg)
Dear Katy Perry, we found your Left Shark.
![Elysium Cabaret - February 16 2018](https://farm5.staticflickr.com/4748/39598237994_7b581e4ff8.jpg)
Do you hear a train?
![Elysium Cabaret - February 16 2018](https://farm5.staticflickr.com/4672/39412301665_8277de4c16.jpg)
Note to Eva: Hire backup dancers, not elephants.
![ReON - February 15 2018](https://farm5.staticflickr.com/4612/39385401405_745e18980a.jpg)
Scientists say that a goldfish has a memory span of five seconds. With this photo, that memory will last forever.
![One Billion Rising - February 14 2018](https://farm5.staticflickr.com/4700/39562750634_b1c87599c8.jpg)
I'm there for irony's sake.
![Nouveau Ensemble - One Billion Rising - February 14 2018](https://farm5.staticflickr.com/4661/25401739567_ed3ccf3f86.jpg)
It's kind of vicious to stamp the set with the number of fired backup dancers.
Oh. My. God. How many damn shows did I go to this week? I thought this would NEVER end!
Thank you, and stay tuned next Sunday for the next thrilling episode.
"Hey. It's Cave. Someone's not daaaancing. Come on. You know the law - testing IS NOT a dance exemption. Don't make me call the dance police"
- Cave Johnson, Portal 2 Perpetual Testing Initiative Expansion Pack.