I figured with the new year and all, I should make a few resolutions for 2018.
Since there weren't many shows this past week, I'll go back through some of the archives, okay?
Here goes:
![Dancing Desires - Rockin' New Years Eve Dance Show - December 31 2017](https://farm5.staticflickr.com/4682/38708426234_27f40a9e50.jpg)
I resolve to come up with better house rules when I play Monopoly.
![Night Theater and Shadows Silhouettes Christmas Show - December 29 2017](https://farm5.staticflickr.com/4690/25507722288_032b1d193f.jpg)
I resolve to use a carrot for my snowman's nose instead of an orange.
![Guerilla Burlesque](https://farm8.staticflickr.com/7662/27739543704_3948e29d48.jpg)
I resolve the clean my room every day.
![Guerilla Burlesque](https://farm9.staticflickr.com/8234/28839317172_b4dee81478.jpg)
I resolve to eat more pie.
![Club Image](https://farm1.staticflickr.com/595/31616990814_6111318ab6.jpg)
I resolve to lick fewer toads. Seven a day is about right.
![Club Image](https://farm1.staticflickr.com/485/31881621624_debfb783b9.jpg)
I resolve to watch less TV... except for binge-watching cool stuff like Magicians and Twilight Zone.
![Guerilla Burlesque](https://farm1.staticflickr.com/397/32809203372_4fbd75b87a.jpg)
I resolve to stop drawing chalk outlines around people if they fall asleep in the street.
![Club Image](https://farm1.staticflickr.com/271/32311877053_114feb37ea.jpg)
I resolve to be kind to animals. Except for evil wolves. I'll stab them a lot.
![Debauche](https://farm1.staticflickr.com/455/33116344982_1808b10840.jpg)
I resolve to stop summoning so many demons. I only need 3 for the ritual sacrifice.
![Debauche](https://farm1.staticflickr.com/359/32458351733_8280db2f12.jpg)
I resolve to get a decent applause gesture instead of that stupid simple claps gesture I use. With the huge APPLAUSE sign over me that blocks everyone's view.
![Debauche](https://farm3.staticflickr.com/2840/33273424055_d380f34449.jpg)
I resolve to put women high up on a pedestal... and not just to upskirt them.
![Guerilla Burlesque - March 10 2017 - Ana](https://farm3.staticflickr.com/2937/32526620694_d46e62df3c.jpg)
I resolve to see my primary health care provider for a full physical instead of his witch doctor. She's out of network and a lot more expensive.
![Guerilla Burlesque - March 10 2017 - Sho](https://farm4.staticflickr.com/3937/33241873391_ecb0d6d1d5.jpg)
Oh. Right. Clean the litterbox more often, too. I resolve to do that too.
![Elysium Cabaret at Kultivate Art Show 2017](https://farm3.staticflickr.com/2870/33004413844_a1f4dcf7f1.jpg)
I resolve to bring an umbrella in my work bag instead of using coworkers to block the rain.
![Guerilla Burlesque March 10 2017 - Exhi](https://farm1.staticflickr.com/685/32988595890_ba95bb1fb0.jpg)
Those painkillers are for pain, not for fun. I resolve to use them wisely... or if I'm in need of some really trippy shit.
![Guerilla Burlesque - 2017 03 17 - jess (14)](https://farm4.staticflickr.com/3770/33374118331_707ba91615.jpg)
I resolve to eat more chicken.
![Shadows Silhouette Dancers_108](https://farm4.staticflickr.com/3673/32693612484_5fe531c55f.jpg)
I resolve to drink less water before I go to bed.
![Shadows Silhouette Dancers_071](https://farm3.staticflickr.com/2848/33380191112_1653b13770.jpg)
I resolve to get fresh batteries for the television remote and to stop swiping them from the smoke alarm.
![Guerilla Burlesque - March 31 2017](https://farm4.staticflickr.com/3810/33725537136_1337885e67.jpg)
I resolve to tip the mailman more for the holidays.
![Winds of the Sahara Cabaret - April 2, 2017](https://farm3.staticflickr.com/2903/33675378321_ac2feb1761.jpg)
I resolve to be less of a jerk about grammar, even if that 1 should be a 0.
![Empire Room - March 24 2017](https://farm3.staticflickr.com/2807/33476526102_29e1984778.jpg)
I resolve to stop saying... oh, screw it. Psssst. Web. (piano)
![Monarchs - Filling The Cauldron - April 8 2017](https://farm3.staticflickr.com/2847/33763346292_bda11f6194.jpg)
I resolve to take all of the recycling to the recycling center and not to build giant robot gods in the backyard.
![Foxy Dancers - March 27 2017](https://farm4.staticflickr.com/3771/32849319204_6ca2a749da.jpg)
I... um... what the hell was this?
![Guerilla Burlesque - March 31 2017](https://farm4.staticflickr.com/3837/33609641952_d37400102b.jpg)
Okay, I give up... no more resolutions!
Thank you, and stay tuned next Sunday for the next thrilling episode.
"Hey. It's Cave. Someone's not daaaancing. Come on. You know the law - testing IS NOT a dance exemption. Don't make me call the dance police"
- Cave Johnson, Portal 2 Perpetual Testing Initiative Expansion Pack.
Oh oh oh... shameless plug. I've built a new in-world gallery of slideshows of lots of dance groups.
![The new dance photography gallery...](https://farm5.staticflickr.com/4690/25538426878_96786f42bb.jpg)
You can find it at http://maps.secondlife.com/secondlife/Edloe/204/206/21
I'll be tweaking and adjusting it over the next few days... totally needs more catwalks and stairs.