Sometimes, I smile. Sometimes, I wince. And then there’s the times... well... you know...
I like to call this portion of our trip: Don’t Make Me Call The Dance Police.
![Winds of the Sahara - September 10 2017](https://farm5.staticflickr.com/4370/37155641385_3495032873.jpg)
Eva's tipjar is in some weird language... Dutch? Arabic? Pascal? HELP!
![Winds of the Sahara - September 10 2017](https://farm5.staticflickr.com/4357/36984380622_02427cf3e1.jpg)
DON'T BLINK!
![Winds of the Sahara - September 10 2017](https://farm5.staticflickr.com/4437/37013237301_fe010f90e3.jpg)
So. Very. Rule 34.
![Debauche - September 10 2017](https://farm5.staticflickr.com/4415/36753626330_9712513203.jpg)
"Did I leave that curling iron on?"
![Club Image - September 10 2017](https://farm5.staticflickr.com/4367/36330615933_b6d692f995.jpg)
Anybody else worried about the FBI finding their Club Image photos and...
![Club Image - September 10 2017](https://farm5.staticflickr.com/4439/37144611955_110ae3f332.jpg)
October is coming?
Shit, now all the acts are pumpkin spice.
![A&M Mocap - September 9 2017](https://farm5.staticflickr.com/4441/36946583866_93ea3677eb.jpg)
Redneck Uber.
![Debauche - September 10 2017](https://farm5.staticflickr.com/4418/36979870662_e3fb87fb11.jpg)
If only my bus stop looked like this.
![A&M Mocap - September 9 2017](https://farm5.staticflickr.com/4440/36993447841_30d97a5cb9.jpg)
Web Butt Shot!
![Phoenix Dance Team - September 9 2017](https://farm5.staticflickr.com/4442/36321037383_30ace16a67.jpg)
I know this is a fantasy because nobody ever roots for the Jets.
![Phoenix Dance Team - September 9 2017](https://farm5.staticflickr.com/4358/36737056480_322c48f731.jpg)
Arthur! Who are your friends?
![Phoenix Dance Team - September 9 2017](https://farm5.staticflickr.com/4400/37134704395_eed576b65f.jpg)
This is what was going on in the house next to Mr. Rogers.
![Paramount Grand Theater - Trees - September 9 2017](https://farm5.staticflickr.com/4347/36963103922_098e9d427e.jpg)
Indiana Jones and The Temple Beth Israel.
![Paramount Grand Theater - Trees - September 9 2017](https://farm5.staticflickr.com/4359/36298233714_750ccf5ef2.jpg)
"Dear Andy Serkis, you're fired."
![Paramount Grand Theater - Trees - September 9 2017](https://farm5.staticflickr.com/4425/36963118572_e3195f1670.jpg)
Whenever someone wears orange hair in SL, yeah, they look like this.
![Terpsicorps - Wicked City - September 10 2017](https://farm5.staticflickr.com/4435/36760643610_39aaabc802.jpg)
Really ties the room together.
![Paramount Grand Theater - Trees - September 9 2017](https://farm5.staticflickr.com/4399/36736749790_51c1ae11cf.jpg)
I know why the caged Pan sings.
![Debauche - September 9 2017](https://farm5.staticflickr.com/4365/36732731770_d4ef92edfb.jpg)
Always, ALWAYS choose the gift wrap option.
![Debauche - September 9 2017](https://farm5.staticflickr.com/4437/36732746190_d79d625451.jpg)
The right way to teach high school Geometry.
![Debauche - September 9 2017](https://farm5.staticflickr.com/4441/36958984652_6a3cef8b67.jpg)
Yes. Yes, you are.
![Terpsicorps - Wicked City - September 10 2017](https://farm5.staticflickr.com/4432/37015759571_e3b3e714e4.jpg)
From now on, when I play Monopoly, I'm imagining that this is the hotel. Oh, and the tophat is being worn by Oods. So sexy.
![Debauche - September 9 2017](https://farm5.staticflickr.com/4364/36958990852_98e3976d97.jpg)
TRIVIA: If you drop a Debauche performer in any mailbox, they will be returned to their home stage with this postage pre-paid tattoo stamp.
![Beach Shack Productions - The Last Mermaid - September 9 2017](https://farm5.staticflickr.com/4375/36984824251_046888c2d8.jpg)
Now on The Disney Channel... Dr. Doolittle 4.
![Beach Shack Productions - The Last Mermaid - September 9 2017](https://farm5.staticflickr.com/4356/36313582713_76f5071ec5.jpg)
"So, my website will let you hire cleaning services... maids who are actual mermaids!"
![Debauche - September 10 2017](https://farm5.staticflickr.com/4403/36315044704_cc573ce399.jpg)
"KEEP THAT NOISE DOWN! I'M TRYING TO SLEEP!"
![Elysium Cabaret - September 8 2017](https://farm5.staticflickr.com/4339/36277880034_0f16bdde11.jpg)
"You! Over there! Drink Bombay Gin, or I will kick you in the face!"
![Terpsicorps - Wicked City - September 10 2017](https://farm5.staticflickr.com/4355/36968738306_7836a6dabc.jpg)
Please don't do the triple backflip... Please don't do the triple backflip... Oh my God, don't do the triple backflip...
![Elysium Cabaret - September 8 2017](https://farm5.staticflickr.com/4365/36924800056_64f263b85b.jpg)
Six drinks later...
![Elysium Cabaret - September 8 2017](https://farm5.staticflickr.com/4348/36971835581_04b4a36fed.jpg)
This is why George Lucas isn't allowed to re-edit Star Wars anymore.
![Elysium Cabaret - September 8 2017](https://farm5.staticflickr.com/4361/36924808716_0f8c059554.jpg)
Yep. Another Web Butt Shot.
![Elysium Cabaret - September 8 2017](https://farm5.staticflickr.com/4429/36300661153_c543cc091c.jpg)
Someone send them a landmark to Betty Ford please.
![Elysium Cabaret - September 8 2017](https://farm5.staticflickr.com/4439/36716761200_8acff4418c.jpg)
And you mocked me for buying a crate of bottled water.
![MJ's Burlesque Review - September 8 2017](https://farm5.staticflickr.com/4390/36275071654_77ae9d87a3.jpg)
So meta.
![Noir Neverland - September 7 2017](https://farm5.staticflickr.com/4337/36698509570_ee5c419972.jpg)
Anybody else have the urge to fix that clock?
![Atlantis Variety Hour - September 7 2017](https://farm5.staticflickr.com/4376/36280147743_d36ab662dd.jpg)
The Sixties called. I let it go to Voicemail.
![Atlantis Variety Hour - September 7 2017](https://farm5.staticflickr.com/4383/36280154493_f1aedfe281.jpg)
Somewhere between Wicked and The Muppet Movie.
![Crystal Edge Dancers - September 6 2017](https://farm5.staticflickr.com/4379/36677017120_73cd95e750.jpg)
Our fine prison facilities at The Dance Police.
![Crystal Edge Dancers - September 6 2017](https://farm5.staticflickr.com/4374/36238587744_7b96bec96b.jpg)
The Ministry of Silly Walks
.
![Crystal Edge Dancers - September 6 2017](https://farm5.staticflickr.com/4335/36238601714_f09d73164f.jpg)
ICE CREAM HEADACHES
![Phoenix Dance Team - September 9 2017](https://farm5.staticflickr.com/4343/36321040133_a113e2702a.jpg)
Oh my God... someone actually called The Dance Police!
![Terpsicorps - Wicked City - September 10 2017](https://farm5.staticflickr.com/4411/36321936374_c3ab96a536.jpg)
Um... okay, that's more like it.
LOCK ME UP!
Thank you, and stay tuned next Sunday for the next thrilling episode.
"Hey. It's Cave. Someone's not daaaancing. Come on. You know the law - testing IS NOT a dance exemption. Don't make me call the dance police"
- Cave Johnson, Portal 2 Perpetual Testing Initiative Expansion Pack.