Maybe too many.
Sometimes, I smile.
Sometimes, I wince.
And then there’s the times... well... you know...
I like to call this portion of our trip:
Don’t Make Me Call The Dance Police.
![Paramount Grand Theatre - April 7 2018](https://farm1.staticflickr.com/791/40413599225_57d08031b0.jpg)
What happens in Froggy Vegas, stays in Froggy Vegas.
![Paramount Grand Theatre - April 7 2018](https://farm1.staticflickr.com/811/41266657242_0002ea64f1.jpg)
Foundation issues? Call 1-800-FOUNDATION
![Paramount Grand Theatre - April 7 2018](https://farm1.staticflickr.com/863/27436986368_f1c345b616.jpg)
I updated WikiPedia to reflect the truth about the Berlin Wall... Pathmaker knocked it down.
(Ahem. With his fist. C'mon, people. I'm trying to keep it clean.)
![Paramount Grand Theatre - April 7 2018](https://farm1.staticflickr.com/795/41308874291_bc80d82979.jpg)
Why the bees are dying... OF JEALOUSY!
![Paramount Grand Theatre - April 7 2018](https://farm1.staticflickr.com/894/40413632975_1e20b5bb51.jpg)
It was a travel guide for Essex, but the stage wasn't wide enough.
![Phoenix Dance Group - April 7 2018](https://farm1.staticflickr.com/884/27434589518_5573ec85e6.jpg)
Meanwhile, in Damascus.
![Phoenix Dance Group - April 7 2018](https://farm1.staticflickr.com/882/27434612658_90abb483d3.jpg)
When you call the Dance Police, stay by the phone. Do not hang up and run. It's perfectly safe. There hasn't been a shooting incident for at least... 3 days, I think.
![Phoenix Dance Group - April 7 2018](https://farm1.staticflickr.com/888/40593381104_ee108c6999.jpg)
Ever drop acid at an art gallery?
![Phoenix Dance Group - April 7 2018](https://farm1.staticflickr.com/806/27434623578_ccefdba2c6.jpg)
Skittles: Taste the handsome men... I mean rainbow!
![Dance Queens Poetry Challenge - April 7 2018](https://farm1.staticflickr.com/808/41261135822_acb646b659.jpg)
Angry Birds 3
![Dance Queens Poetry Challenge - April 7 2018](https://farm1.staticflickr.com/786/41261172442_977f847fe7.jpg)
I think I'll leave this one alone. Has "I'm going to get my ass whupped" written all over it.
![Monkey Fun at Cirque](https://farm1.staticflickr.com/784/41286130151_82dac5996f.jpg)
Persistence of Monkey
![Monkey Fun at Cirque](https://farm1.staticflickr.com/805/27413409738_cde1b32be0.jpg)
Never eat the green bananas
![Monkey Fun at Cirque](https://farm1.staticflickr.com/822/41242930902_a6f4e810ca.jpg)
Don't ask why Cherry has an umbrella (hint: green bananas)
![Monkey Fun at Cirque](https://farm1.staticflickr.com/897/27413411418_e074f1e054.jpg)
Is Winter over yet?
![Crystal Edge Dancers - April 4 2018](https://farm1.staticflickr.com/898/40526594674_c6bc16a52b.jpg)
... that's a heavy drinker right there.
![Club Image - April 8 2018](https://farm1.staticflickr.com/872/41318924241_e49f872cc4.jpg)
Get ooff of those before the Gazans set fire to them!
![Club Image - April 8 2018](https://farm1.staticflickr.com/791/27446392708_d88cef249b.jpg)
That gazebo lists for $900,000 in Downtown San Francisco. As a two-family dwelling, no less.
![Kiki's Burlesque - April 8 2018](https://farm1.staticflickr.com/798/27456379088_76cce62333.jpg)
Sartre said that Hell is eternity in a room with your friends, but a blue violin comes close.
And by the way...
![30,000](https://farm1.staticflickr.com/806/40424140315_9f5c47c881.jpg)
So, I think I can take a break. Hrm... who can I ask to take over?
![Debauche - April 8 2018](https://farm1.staticflickr.com/804/26457168807_fa92a0da6c.jpg)
Thank you, and stay tuned next wheneverthehell for the next thrilling episode.
"Hey. It's Cave. Someone's not daaaancing. Come on. You know the law - testing IS NOT a dance exemption. Don't make me call the dance police"
- Cave Johnson, Portal 2 Perpetual Testing Initiative Expansion Pack.
I've been doing the Saturday and Sunday event notecards in the group for a few weeks.
Thank you to everyone who has included SLURLs, landmarks, textures, and full descriptions.
Makes things a lot easier to post the blog posts, calendar entries, and put together the notecards.
It feels good to be useful.