Maybe too many.
Sometimes, I smile.
Sometimes, I wince.
And then there’s the times... well... you know...
Normally, I like to call this portion of our trip:
Don’t Make Me Call The Dance Police.
But it's a holiday, and The Dance Police have the day off.
What are they doing on their day off?
Oh, you know. The usual...

Summoning demons

Walking through strange time portals

Donating blood

Checking out real estate fixer-uppers on Zillow

(High fifteen!)

Gardening

... no, I'm not going there
Maybe we should go back one...

Man, that's cool

Hiring Liche interior decorators to spruce things up back at the station

Investigating local peanut shortages

Pssst. Web. (frozen piano)

Paying very large library fines

Free hugs and severe lacerations!

(Think Meegan will let me say "asstronomy" ?)

(I said "asstronomy" not "asstrology" !)

Yogaaa..... YEOW!

Getting a little tan

And something else?

Dang it... you're supposed to prune your garden

Conducting amoral experiments on humans
Okay, back to work...

Thank you, and stay tuned next wheneverthehell for the next thrilling episode.
"Hey. It's Cave. Someone's not daaaancing. Come on. You know the law - testing IS NOT a dance exemption. Don't make me call the dance police"
- Cave Johnson, Portal 2 Perpetual Testing Initiative Expansion Pack.