Sunday, December 31, 2017

Don't make me make resolutions for the Dance Police!

I figured with the new year and all, I should make a few resolutions for 2018.

Since there weren't many shows this past week, I'll go back through some of the archives, okay?

Here goes:

Dancing Desires - Rockin' New Years Eve Dance Show - December 31 2017
I resolve to come up with better house rules when I play Monopoly.

Night Theater and Shadows Silhouettes Christmas Show - December 29 2017
I resolve to use a carrot for my snowman's nose instead of an orange.

Guerilla Burlesque
I resolve the clean my room every day.

Guerilla Burlesque
I resolve to eat more pie.

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I resolve to lick fewer toads. Seven a day is about right.

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I resolve to watch less TV... except for binge-watching cool stuff like Magicians and Twilight Zone.

Guerilla Burlesque
I resolve to stop drawing chalk outlines around people if they fall asleep in the street.

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I resolve to be kind to animals. Except for evil wolves. I'll stab them a lot.

I resolve to stop summoning so many demons. I only need 3 for the ritual sacrifice.

I resolve to get a decent applause gesture instead of that stupid simple claps gesture I use. With the huge APPLAUSE sign over me that blocks everyone's view.

I resolve to put women high up on a pedestal... and not just to upskirt them.

Guerilla Burlesque - March 10 2017 - Ana
I resolve to see my primary health care provider for a full physical instead of his witch doctor. She's out of network and a lot more expensive.

Guerilla Burlesque - March 10 2017 - Sho
Oh. Right. Clean the litterbox more often, too. I resolve to do that too.

Elysium Cabaret at Kultivate Art Show 2017
I resolve to bring an umbrella in my work bag instead of using coworkers to block the rain.

Guerilla Burlesque March 10 2017 - Exhi
Those painkillers are for pain, not for fun. I resolve to use them wisely... or if I'm in need of some really trippy shit.

Guerilla Burlesque - 2017 03 17 - jess (14)
I resolve to eat more chicken.

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I resolve to drink less water before I go to bed.

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I resolve to get fresh batteries for the television remote and to stop swiping them from the smoke alarm.

Guerilla Burlesque - March 31 2017
I resolve to tip the mailman more for the holidays.

Winds of the Sahara Cabaret - April 2, 2017
I resolve to be less of a jerk about grammar, even if that 1 should be a 0.

Empire Room - March 24 2017
I resolve to stop saying... oh, screw it. Psssst. Web. (piano)

Monarchs - Filling The Cauldron - April 8 2017
I resolve to take all of the recycling to the recycling center and not to build giant robot gods in the backyard.

Foxy Dancers - March 27 2017
I... um... what the hell was this?

Guerilla Burlesque - March 31 2017
Okay, I give up... no more resolutions!

Thank you, and stay tuned next Sunday for the next thrilling episode.

"Hey. It's Cave. Someone's not daaaancing. Come on. You know the law - testing IS NOT a dance exemption. Don't make me call the dance police"
- Cave Johnson, Portal 2 Perpetual Testing Initiative Expansion Pack.

Oh oh oh... shameless plug. I've built a new in-world gallery of slideshows of lots of dance groups.

The new dance photography gallery...

You can find it at

I'll be tweaking and adjusting it over the next few days... totally needs more catwalks and stairs.