I figured with the new year and all, I should make a few resolutions for 2018.
Since there weren't many shows this past week, I'll go back through some of the archives, okay?
Here goes:

I resolve to come up with better house rules when I play Monopoly.

I resolve to use a carrot for my snowman's nose instead of an orange.

I resolve the clean my room every day.

I resolve to eat more pie.

I resolve to lick fewer toads. Seven a day is about right.

I resolve to watch less TV... except for binge-watching cool stuff like Magicians and Twilight Zone.

I resolve to stop drawing chalk outlines around people if they fall asleep in the street.

I resolve to be kind to animals. Except for evil wolves. I'll stab them a lot.

I resolve to stop summoning so many demons. I only need 3 for the ritual sacrifice.

I resolve to get a decent applause gesture instead of that stupid simple claps gesture I use. With the huge APPLAUSE sign over me that blocks everyone's view.

I resolve to put women high up on a pedestal... and not just to upskirt them.

I resolve to see my primary health care provider for a full physical instead of his witch doctor. She's out of network and a lot more expensive.

Oh. Right. Clean the litterbox more often, too. I resolve to do that too.

I resolve to bring an umbrella in my work bag instead of using coworkers to block the rain.

Those painkillers are for pain, not for fun. I resolve to use them wisely... or if I'm in need of some really trippy shit.

I resolve to eat more chicken.

I resolve to drink less water before I go to bed.

I resolve to get fresh batteries for the television remote and to stop swiping them from the smoke alarm.

I resolve to tip the mailman more for the holidays.

I resolve to be less of a jerk about grammar, even if that 1 should be a 0.

I resolve to stop saying... oh, screw it. Psssst. Web. (piano)

I resolve to take all of the recycling to the recycling center and not to build giant robot gods in the backyard.

I... um... what the hell was this?

Okay, I give up... no more resolutions!
Thank you, and stay tuned next Sunday for the next thrilling episode.
"Hey. It's Cave. Someone's not daaaancing. Come on. You know the law - testing IS NOT a dance exemption. Don't make me call the dance police"
- Cave Johnson, Portal 2 Perpetual Testing Initiative Expansion Pack.
Oh oh oh... shameless plug. I've built a new in-world gallery of slideshows of lots of dance groups.

You can find it at http://maps.secondlife.com/secondlife/Edloe/204/206/21
I'll be tweaking and adjusting it over the next few days... totally needs more catwalks and stairs.