Sometimes, I smile. Sometimes, I wince.
And then there’s the times... well... you know...
I like to call this portion of our trip: Don’t Make Me Call The Dance Police.
Dance Police Special Forces reporting for duty!
Dangerous! This is why you should only get authentic 9-candle menorahs. 
Simon says pee on the invisible fire hydrant... hey... you... over there.... YOU'RE OUT!
Mars Attacks 2!
Officer Kitty Fuzzyface, Dance Police Tinies Divison
That's the angriest damn penguin I've ever see- OUCH! STOP HITTING ME WITH THAT FISH!
I hope the health inspector isn't coming today...
Introducing the 2018 Mazda Carriage!
The Price Is Right 2035 Edition (I have no idea what that machine is, but I guess it retails for $20,000,000, Clone Of Bob Barker.)
She busts a move, and the backup dancers were blown backwards!
I think this is some new Pacman variant where you put on a blindfold and hug ghosts.
Don't make me call the Dance Fire Department!
The orange gas is unicorn farts. (No, they do not fart rainbows.)
WHY ARE YOU WALKING? YOU HAVE WINGS! FLY! FLY!
I hope they remember to feed the fish.
Goodnight Moon, The Adult Version
TONIGHT ON SESAME STREET 2035, KERMIT AND ELMO CLONE AND MONSTER OF COOKIES TEACH SQUARES, DESPAIR, AND QUANTUM PHYSICS.
Everybody run! It's a Rolling Restart!
Sharknado 6!
... you know, this kind of shit got my ass in hot water last week!
Sari about that.
You know, sometimes my photos suck, but do you have to selfie in the middle of the act?
Do not mock Bondage Violin.
Earthquake, right?
Um, put your kids to bed before you continue, okay?
Best. Hand. Shadow. Figures. Ever. (I think I broke all my fingers.)
As for my critics...
Kiss my ass, and bake me some cookies.
Thank you, and stay tuned next Sunday for the next thrilling episode.
"Hey. It's Cave. Someone's not daaaancing. Come on. You know the law - testing IS NOT a dance exemption. Don't make me call the dance police"
- Cave Johnson, Portal 2 Perpetual Testing Initiative Expansion Pack.
(The caption contest winner will be posted on Wednesday with the next caption contest.)