Sometimes, I smile. Sometimes, I wince. And then there’s the times... well... you know...
I like to call this portion of our trip: Don’t Make Me Call The Dance Police.
![Debauche - November 4 2017](https://farm5.staticflickr.com/4472/38140594652_f8fc9f3bf9.jpg)
This is why I never sit in the front row.
![Debauche - November 4 2017](https://farm5.staticflickr.com/4466/24319840878_7d0f0dab57.jpg)
Even the wall is sexy.
![Debauche - November 4 2017](https://farm5.staticflickr.com/4513/38172303461_ff6f9452fc.jpg)
Debauche Secret #10: Laura is solar-powered.
![Debauche - November 4 2017](https://farm5.staticflickr.com/4490/37460893964_6f404e15e2.jpg)
Let's play Hide and Seek!
![Debauche - November 4 2017](https://farm5.staticflickr.com/4563/26394515509_f095b88fb6.jpg)
Remember A Christmas Story? I hope those poles aren't cold.
![Debauche - November 4 2017](https://farm5.staticflickr.com/4527/26394527319_62253cd807.jpg)
This week on Dirty and Sweet, Dirty and Sweet go undercover in a burlesque show to break up an international drug cartel... coming up right after 60 Minutes!
![Debauche - November 4 2017](https://farm5.staticflickr.com/4529/37460890234_1f60d6ec1d.jpg)
I know that in SL, we're all oversized, but she can PALM THE FRICKIN MOON!
![Club Image - Monsters Tea Party - November 4 2017](https://farm5.staticflickr.com/4463/26387161809_74c2125077.jpg)
Man, I hope they have dental coverage.
![Club Image - Monsters Tea Party - November 4 2017](https://farm5.staticflickr.com/4535/38132106172_c2a2097e82.jpg)
Too much garlic in the spaghetti sauce?
![Club Image - Monsters Tea Party - November 4 2017](https://farm5.staticflickr.com/4581/38132127062_92de598b18.jpg)
If you can't afford a tip, tea will do.
![Club Image - Monsters Tea Party - November 4 2017](https://farm5.staticflickr.com/4504/37454040844_456569ff12.jpg)
... I thought that Second Life was mostly Liberal and hostile to Conservatives.
![Elysium Cabaret - November 3 2017](https://farm5.staticflickr.com/4481/38096856686_9a194347a5.jpg)
I hope she doesn't pick her nose.
![Elysium Cabaret - November 3 2017](https://farm5.staticflickr.com/4504/37442399454_29aae16938.jpg)
The only thing worse than a broken bulb in your string of lights is a broken snowglobe.
![Elysium Cabaret - November 3 2017](https://farm5.staticflickr.com/4540/38152316351_6e09860a8b.jpg)
Um... I think I'll have ham for Thanksgiving this year.
![Noir Neverland - November 2 2017](https://farm5.staticflickr.com/4576/26350620859_a39ae62545.jpg)
The sad part is, these guys could take the Cleveland Browns.
![Ballet Pixelle - Desperate Dance , November 1 2017](https://farm5.staticflickr.com/4514/26323950229_4abee87e13.jpg)
I hear the USSR will be open sooooooooon...
![Guerilla Burlesque - Halloween - October 31 2017](https://farm5.staticflickr.com/4498/24229708398_88bb8432ef.jpg)
This is why I want to be cremated.
![Guerilla Burlesque - Halloween - October 31 2017](https://farm5.staticflickr.com/4445/38082198141_79b3fd7a92.jpg)
Ouch
![Guerilla Burlesque - Halloween - October 31 2017](https://farm5.staticflickr.com/4475/38051006592_2778487947.jpg)
Now THAT'S a lucky chair!
![Elysium Cabaret - Halloween - October 31 2017](https://farm5.staticflickr.com/4476/37368675744_362e255831.jpg)
Well, hit Control-Shift-H and that'll solve it.
![Elysium Cabaret - Halloween - October 31 2017](https://farm5.staticflickr.com/4508/38046954372_73b1a83e9e.jpg)
Reminds me of my sixth birthday party.
Thank you, and stay tuned next Sunday for the next thrilling episode.
"Hey. It's Cave. Someone's not daaaancing. Come on. You know the law - testing IS NOT a dance exemption. Don't make me call the dance police"
- Cave Johnson, Portal 2 Perpetual Testing Initiative Expansion Pack.