Sometimes, I smile.
Sometimes, I wince.
And then there’s the times... well... you know...
I like to call this portion of our trip: Don’t Make Me Call The Dance Police.
![Debauche - November 26 2017](https://farm5.staticflickr.com/4546/37947323204_820f66cf88.jpg)
I want THAT tree!
![Debauche - November 26 2017](https://farm5.staticflickr.com/4529/24792285088_759e7ac935.jpg)
Klaatu Barada Nikto! means "Merry Christmas!" in Martian
![Debauche - November 26 2017](https://farm5.staticflickr.com/4531/24792286218_49d098984e.jpg)
Debauche pulled out all the stops for their holiday show. They hired Luxo Junior from Pixar.
![Debauche - November 26 2017](https://farm5.staticflickr.com/4580/37776855655_58b0e7970d.jpg)
![Debauche - November 26 2017](https://farm5.staticflickr.com/4529/38664239011_4e115399bc.jpg)
"We're here with the eviction notice, Santa!"
![Debauche - November 26 2017Debauche - November 26 2017](https://farm5.staticflickr.com/4572/38607573456_ca08fea9cf.jpg)
I wonder if they take Visa.
![Debauche - November 26 2017](https://farm5.staticflickr.com/4517/38631449492_43788ce9a4.jpg)
The soldier would dance, but he cracked his nuts...
![Debauche - November 26 2017](https://farm5.staticflickr.com/4572/26887252439_595f7089fd.jpg)
When I step on those things, it hurts like hell.
![Debauche - November 26 2017](https://farm5.staticflickr.com/4578/37945537794_f538e7e679.jpg)
Don't stomp the star!
![Inanna Burlesque - November 26 2017](https://farm5.staticflickr.com/4525/38662106961_f5e35db50f.jpg)
"I'm sorry, but the X-ray shows a dancer in your left ventricle."
![Inanna Burlesque - November 26 2017](https://farm5.staticflickr.com/4580/38605692416_f84eda3c83.jpg)
WHAT IS HOLDING THAT SWING UP?
![Inanna Burlesque - November 26 2017](https://farm5.staticflickr.com/4534/38605693366_df7420d5d0.jpg)
psssst. Web. (piano)
![Club Image - November 26, 2017](https://farm5.staticflickr.com/4563/37939546924_18e954e5b2.jpg)
SNOWFLAKE ATTACK! PEW PEW!
![Club Image - November 26, 2017](https://farm5.staticflickr.com/4523/38599907466_443fcb2952.jpg)
First, they tell me to remove all scripted items. Then, I get chided for no ankle locks. Sheesh!
![Club Image - November 26, 2017](https://farm5.staticflickr.com/4550/38599640646_bce6da45a2.jpg)
Why would you buy a Steinway for a teddy bear? They can't reach the keys or the pedals. psst. Web. (piano)
![Club Image - November 26, 2017](https://farm5.staticflickr.com/4542/38655576941_919eef20cc.jpg)
Can you pick up ESPN on that thing?
![Club Image - November 26, 2017](https://farm5.staticflickr.com/4555/26878982009_b50c62c01b.jpg)
Ghost furniture?
![Main Event - November 25, 2017](https://farm5.staticflickr.com/4520/38588561206_9566cd7271.jpg)
pssst. Web. (piano)
![Elysium Cabaret- November 25 2017](https://farm5.staticflickr.com/4576/26866962129_f873892eba.jpg)
This is why we had to hire a new warden at the Dance Police Jail.
![Elysium Cabaret- November 25 2017](https://farm5.staticflickr.com/4547/26866969669_0b2a39d91f.jpg)
Where's the frickin' laser beam on its head?
![Elysium Cabaret- November 25 2017](https://farm5.staticflickr.com/4569/38642164591_ee674655f9.jpg)
pssst. Web. ... .... .... oh, right. (piano)
![Elysium Cabaret- November 25 2017](https://farm5.staticflickr.com/4572/37924598584_73b1681975.jpg)
Don't think of it as tipping the dancers. Instead, think of it as Roman charges.
![Elysium Cabaret - November 24 2017](https://farm5.staticflickr.com/4577/37739631855_418211bb4c.jpg)
Baywatch, Second Life. (Don't hassle the Di.)
![Elysium Cabaret - November 24 2017](https://farm5.staticflickr.com/4528/38627602051_7838ebc3d9.jpg)
Ahem. I'm a dance photographer, not a wedding photographer.
![Elysium Cabaret - November 24 2017](https://farm5.staticflickr.com/4586/24754869858_33fc1b2664.jpg)
pssst. Web. (sexy piano)
![Lady Garden Cabaret - November 24 2017](https://farm5.staticflickr.com/4549/37737409195_612e8fca4c.jpg)
Disney's really cut costs with their direct-to-video, haven't they?
![Lady Garden Cabaret - November 24 2017](https://farm5.staticflickr.com/4572/38592718052_342a3ebc1d.jpg)
It may be cursed, but it's still organic applesauce.
![Lady Garden Cabaret - November 24 2017](https://farm5.staticflickr.com/4530/38592725272_1b07d7cd6f.jpg)
Oh that's where they put the budget!
![Lady Garden Cabaret - November 24 2017](https://farm5.staticflickr.com/4577/37907855014_6c1164b9a1.jpg)
Wow. She got mirrors to work in SL? That's magic!
![Elysium Cabaret - November 24 2017](https://farm5.staticflickr.com/4521/38571017946_612bc9fda8.jpg)
And this is why I have pizza for Thanksgiving.
Thank you, and stay tuned next Sunday for the next thrilling episode.
"Hey. It's Cave. Someone's not daaaancing. Come on. You know the law - testing IS NOT a dance exemption. Don't make me call the dance police"
- Cave Johnson, Portal 2 Perpetual Testing Initiative Expansion Pack.