12/9/17 - 1pm - The Nutcracker
The Mynx Ballet Company is delighted to kick off the Holiday Season with a performance of the Nutcracker Ballet. This is our version of this famous ballet with a few liberties taken to bring it to life on SL. Please join us for our 3rd annual performance of this classic ballet.
Your sleigh.
Wednesday, November 29, 2017
Phoenix Dance Team Performance
❊❊ PHOENIX DANCE TEAM PERFORMANCE ❊❊
❊ SATURDAY, DECEMBER 2ND, 2017 AT 6PM ❊
Please join us Saturday evening, December 2nd at 6pm for our performance at the Phoenix Theater. After the show, we will have the pleasure of having DJ Vlad Drakul-Dragonash playing some music for us in our winter gazebo from 7pm to 9pm.
Your Taxi
The night will be filled with some very talented dancers, directors and choreographers who will take music and turn it into life with dance. We will also have some very talented guests as part of our show this week.... Con Lorefield and Willo.
The directors of the night will be:
* SouthernComfort Magic
* Vanity Black
* Zach & Ame Starostin
* JP Damien
* Muse Baily
* Ray Lobo
* Caranora Bravin
Dancers will be:
* Immy Porthos
* Tray Porthos
* Zenith Zifer
* Fuku Amaterasu
* Nadi Zsun
* Lily Pussycat
Posted by
Ame Thomas
Tuesday, November 28, 2017
A Month Full of Misfit Shows- Times and Venues for All!
Misfit Dance & Performance Art
:::Presents::::
" A Very Misfit Christmas " 2017
~ A Showcase of Holiday Theater Dance Art
THIS is seriously your big ticket holiday show in Second Life for 2017!
Come join us !! So much fun we promise!
Various Show Dates /Times & Locations
9 dates to choose from!
See it once --- see it all 9 times!
December 6 7 pm
December 10 5 pm
December 13 7 pm
December 20 7 pm
December 22 10 AM
December 23 5 pm
Your Sleigh to the Show!
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2 shows at The Dickens Project
Misfit Dance & Performance Art is proud to be part of The Dickens Project 2017
" A Very Misfit Christmas " 2017
~ A Showcase of Holiday Theater Dance Art
2 performance dates
December 15th at 7 pm
December 16th at 12 NOON
Your Carriage to the Show!
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1 Show at the SL Christmas Expo for RFL
December 9th at 3:30 PM
Misfit Dance & Performance Art
at the SL Christmas Expo for RFL
" A Very Misfit Christmas " 2017
~ A Showcase of Holiday Theater Dance Art
No Slurl or landmark yet - to be determined
Monday, November 27, 2017
Muse Dance Co. Presents The Nutcracker
Sunday December 3rd @ 9 am SLT
The Nutcracker Ballet Premiere Performance
A holiday celebration to share with the whole family! Pirouetting toys, mischievous mice, waltzing flowers and sparkling snowflakes dance to Tchaikovsky's sumptuous score. This Christmas classic tells the story of Clara and her magical Nutcracker Prince as they embark on a thrilling adventure. Each year |muse| dance company rings in the season with The Nutcracker, creating memories that you will cherish forever.
Choreographed by Anu Papp
Music by Peter Ilyich Tchaikovsky
Your Limo to the Show!
The Nutcracker Ballet Premiere Performance
A holiday celebration to share with the whole family! Pirouetting toys, mischievous mice, waltzing flowers and sparkling snowflakes dance to Tchaikovsky's sumptuous score. This Christmas classic tells the story of Clara and her magical Nutcracker Prince as they embark on a thrilling adventure. Each year |muse| dance company rings in the season with The Nutcracker, creating memories that you will cherish forever.
Choreographed by Anu Papp
Music by Peter Ilyich Tchaikovsky
Your Limo to the Show!
The Monarchs presents December Delights
The Monarchs presents
December Delights
December
15th at 9pm SLT
16th at 3pm SLT
20th at 7pm SLT
Soon we open the doors to The Monarchs Grand Theater and a special Christmas performance, that's sure to put you in the holiday spirit! So mark your calendars, bring your favorite someone and come celebrate the season with us!
~Monarchs
(Will update with a SL URL once it is determined)
Elysium Cabaret - Welcome to the Weekend!
Elysium Cabaret - Welcome to the Weekend!
If it's Friday, it's Elysium Cabaret! Fancy some imagination? In The Empire Room at Copperhead Road, every Friday at 6pm SLT the dynamic performers of Elysium Cabaret take the stage to bring you a solid hour of entertainment! Featuring elaborate sets and choreography sequenced to an eclectic genre of music, Elysium Cabaret offers something for everyone. Grab your friends and get their early because the sim fills. Come celebrate Friday! Welcome to the weekend!
Your ride to the show!
Day/Time: Every Friday at 6pm SLT
Matinèe: Saturday, December 30th at 1pm SLT
If it's Friday, it's Elysium Cabaret! Fancy some imagination? In The Empire Room at Copperhead Road, every Friday at 6pm SLT the dynamic performers of Elysium Cabaret take the stage to bring you a solid hour of entertainment! Featuring elaborate sets and choreography sequenced to an eclectic genre of music, Elysium Cabaret offers something for everyone. Grab your friends and get their early because the sim fills. Come celebrate Friday! Welcome to the weekend!
Your ride to the show!
Day/Time: Every Friday at 6pm SLT
Matinèe: Saturday, December 30th at 1pm SLT
Paramount Players Present Holly Days
Come join us for an evening of classy but sassy entertainment as we the PARAMOUNT GRAND THEATRE, the Paramount dancers dance for you December 16th at 7pm slt, in our new show, Holly Days.
It's that time of year for family, friends and CHRISTMAS! The Players are looking forward to warm you up during the chill in the air.
Your Sleigh to the Show!
It's that time of year for family, friends and CHRISTMAS! The Players are looking forward to warm you up during the chill in the air.
Your Sleigh to the Show!
Desire Arts Theater & Gallery
Desire Arts Dancers do a monthly "after hours" show. Starting December 9th, 2017 at 7pm slt... we bring you the performance quality at our Saturday shows, with more skin... little less costume. Some acts do contain adult content.
As an "Arts" theater (and gallery) Desire Arts will be a venue perfectly suited for SL Performers wishing to express themselves through live performances, through Dance, Art Exhibits, Performance Art as well as Dramatic Presentations.
Also, Presentations of a controversial nature (including those involving sex, politics and/or religion) will be presented separately from the Dance Program.
Your Ride to the Show
As an "Arts" theater (and gallery) Desire Arts will be a venue perfectly suited for SL Performers wishing to express themselves through live performances, through Dance, Art Exhibits, Performance Art as well as Dramatic Presentations.
Also, Presentations of a controversial nature (including those involving sex, politics and/or religion) will be presented separately from the Dance Program.
Your Ride to the Show
Spirit Light Dance Company Presents ♥ THE NUTCRACKER ♥
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Brought to you by the Spirit Light Dance Company
and their team of choreographers and technicians.
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Be inspired by the hopes and dreams of a little girl,
Giggle at the mouse battle and the
defeat of the mouse king.
defeat of the mouse king.
Be awed by the beauty of the Dance!
And be touched by the sweetness of tradition.
This is the "full" 90 minute theater production
-:¦:-
December 3rd 12 noon slt
December 10th 12 noon slt
December 17th 12 noon slt
-:¦:-
Admission free
We expect a full house so please arrive early to
cache and assure a seat.
Please keep your scripts to 50.
Take a look at
The Making of The SLDC Nutcracker
Video by Pia Klaar
Guerilla Burlesque performs at The Dickens Project!
Guerilla Burlesque performs at The Dickens Project!
We are pleased to announce that we will be appearing and participating at this year’s Dickens Project 2017 that opens on LEA 7! A holiday spirited performance by Guerilla Burlesque! We will be performing 3 shows at this event and we invite you all to join us in this year’s celebration so save these dates!
Show times are:
8pm Friday – December 1st
8pm Friday - December 8th (reprise)
8pm Saturday - December 30th (reprise)
Explore the sim and kick start your winter fun learning and celebrating the work of one of the masters of 19th Century literature! Join us at The Dickens Project!
We are pleased to announce that we will be appearing and participating at this year’s Dickens Project 2017 that opens on LEA 7! A holiday spirited performance by Guerilla Burlesque! We will be performing 3 shows at this event and we invite you all to join us in this year’s celebration so save these dates!
Show times are:
8pm Friday – December 1st
8pm Friday - December 8th (reprise)
8pm Saturday - December 30th (reprise)
Explore the sim and kick start your winter fun learning and celebrating the work of one of the masters of 19th Century literature! Join us at The Dickens Project!
Sunday, November 26, 2017
BROADWAY! La Coquette Cabaret
~ BROADWAY~
NOVEMBER 13th @ 6:00PMSLT
NOVEMBER 27th @ 6:00PMSLT
Give my regards to Broadway.......... Join us as we take you down the streets of New York to the famous theatres of ~Broadway~. Songs from some our favorite musicals.... but.......La Coquette style! You know what that means... Infused with Sexy! Limo provided!
Don't Make Me Call The Dance Police, Take 12
Every week or so, I look back through the photos of Second Life dance performance that I’ve posted on Flickr.
Sometimes, I smile.
Sometimes, I wince.
And then there’s the times... well... you know...
I like to call this portion of our trip: Don’t Make Me Call The Dance Police.
I want THAT tree!
Klaatu Barada Nikto! means "Merry Christmas!" in Martian
Debauche pulled out all the stops for their holiday show. They hired Luxo Junior from Pixar.
"We're here with the eviction notice, Santa!"
I wonder if they take Visa.
The soldier would dance, but he cracked his nuts...
When I step on those things, it hurts like hell.
Don't stomp the star!
"I'm sorry, but the X-ray shows a dancer in your left ventricle."
WHAT IS HOLDING THAT SWING UP?
psssst. Web. (piano)
SNOWFLAKE ATTACK! PEW PEW!
First, they tell me to remove all scripted items. Then, I get chided for no ankle locks. Sheesh!
Why would you buy a Steinway for a teddy bear? They can't reach the keys or the pedals. psst. Web. (piano)
Can you pick up ESPN on that thing?
Ghost furniture?
pssst. Web. (piano)
This is why we had to hire a new warden at the Dance Police Jail.
Where's the frickin' laser beam on its head?
pssst. Web. ... .... .... oh, right. (piano)
Don't think of it as tipping the dancers. Instead, think of it as Roman charges.
Baywatch, Second Life. (Don't hassle the Di.)
Ahem. I'm a dance photographer, not a wedding photographer.
pssst. Web. (sexy piano)
Disney's really cut costs with their direct-to-video, haven't they?
It may be cursed, but it's still organic applesauce.
Oh that's where they put the budget!
Wow. She got mirrors to work in SL? That's magic!
And this is why I have pizza for Thanksgiving.
Thank you, and stay tuned next Sunday for the next thrilling episode.
"Hey. It's Cave. Someone's not daaaancing. Come on. You know the law - testing IS NOT a dance exemption. Don't make me call the dance police"
- Cave Johnson, Portal 2 Perpetual Testing Initiative Expansion Pack.
Sometimes, I smile.
Sometimes, I wince.
And then there’s the times... well... you know...
I like to call this portion of our trip: Don’t Make Me Call The Dance Police.
I want THAT tree!
Klaatu Barada Nikto! means "Merry Christmas!" in Martian
Debauche pulled out all the stops for their holiday show. They hired Luxo Junior from Pixar.
"We're here with the eviction notice, Santa!"
I wonder if they take Visa.
The soldier would dance, but he cracked his nuts...
When I step on those things, it hurts like hell.
Don't stomp the star!
"I'm sorry, but the X-ray shows a dancer in your left ventricle."
WHAT IS HOLDING THAT SWING UP?
psssst. Web. (piano)
SNOWFLAKE ATTACK! PEW PEW!
First, they tell me to remove all scripted items. Then, I get chided for no ankle locks. Sheesh!
Why would you buy a Steinway for a teddy bear? They can't reach the keys or the pedals. psst. Web. (piano)
Can you pick up ESPN on that thing?
Ghost furniture?
pssst. Web. (piano)
This is why we had to hire a new warden at the Dance Police Jail.
Where's the frickin' laser beam on its head?
pssst. Web. ... .... .... oh, right. (piano)
Don't think of it as tipping the dancers. Instead, think of it as Roman charges.
Baywatch, Second Life. (Don't hassle the Di.)
Ahem. I'm a dance photographer, not a wedding photographer.
pssst. Web. (sexy piano)
Disney's really cut costs with their direct-to-video, haven't they?
It may be cursed, but it's still organic applesauce.
Oh that's where they put the budget!
Wow. She got mirrors to work in SL? That's magic!
And this is why I have pizza for Thanksgiving.
Thank you, and stay tuned next Sunday for the next thrilling episode.
"Hey. It's Cave. Someone's not daaaancing. Come on. You know the law - testing IS NOT a dance exemption. Don't make me call the dance police"
- Cave Johnson, Portal 2 Perpetual Testing Initiative Expansion Pack.
Saturday, November 25, 2017
DQ "WordUp" Challenge
Calling all Dance Queens! Do you need new inspiration? Do you like a good challenge? Well we have something just for you! We are going to be hosting a series of dance creation challenges to help inspire you and give you new adventures in dance creation. We are calling the first challenge "Word Up". We at Dance Queens have compiled a list of 20 intriguing words. Each choreographer will pick a number 1-20 and be randomly assigned a word. You will Google that word and search Google images for one image derived from your search that inspires you to create a dance.
You will build a dance founded in that image. Perhaps it will inspire a set, a costume, a song... and you will go from there. You will have a month to create a dance inspired by that image that represents your word, to knock our pixel socks off! You can enter starting right now! IM Sarebear68 to be assigned a number and on December 9th @7:00 pm SLT we will be holding a party at DQ to announce everyone's assigned words and to further explain this creation challenge, as well as answer any questions you may have!
The only rule is NO RULES! Take risks and run wild with your ideas! It is not mandatory that you perform. If you'd like a number to challenge yourself let Sarebear68 know but please also say that you wont be performing. We will have 1 shared tip jar and all tips will be split between choreographers and the DJ. This does not include any back up dancers. When you IM Sarebear68 to enter, you will be sent more info. For example a LM to backstage, a stage template, and a group invite. We will be performing our dance creations on Jan 13th 2018 at 1pm SLT. START YOUR ENGINES!!!!
Debauche welcome Christmas!
Join Debauche in their Home Theater as they launch their season of Christmas shows for 2017.
Loads of amazing new routines for the festive season plus a few moments of joyous nostalgia.
Come welcome Christmas, Debauche style.
Sunday 26th November 2017 1pm SLT
Debauche Home Theater
ClubIMAGE - Sunday!
ClubIMAGE Sunday, November 26th
...... ♥ * Line up for this Sunday*♥.......
Yougao Destiny "Hello"
misse Tigerpaw "This Love"
Diawa Bellic "Sugar plum"
Setsuna Hirano "Loving you"
Xia Xute "Forest Concert"★NEW★
Team dance Coyume Melody "Mr.Heartache"
Wednesday, November 22, 2017
The Journey Academy of Performing Arts 2018 Program
A huge welcome to all newcomers to Dance, and to students still participating with JAPA, all who are growing and learning and PERFORMING! well done to everyone!
JAPA has not been dormant ! But for 2018, I am glad to be able to take a more structured approach again to the learning Programs I can offer.
I teach things that I have learned through my own discovery in this virtual world, bringing some real life skills and experience, and adapting things, breaking them down for simple and effective learning sessions available to anyone wishing to become a performer in Second Life.
Take from these learning sessions what works for you, and build on it. There is not only ONE way!
I, personally, choose not to use the complete package of Spot On tools, purely because what i do use has and does work great for what i do, simple tools that do exactly what they say on the box, easy to set up and operate, and are perfect for newcomers to get them started, and also still used by higher level performers.
Spot On do have fabulous tools, and can open up amazing creative things for a performer, so progress to these if you feel they will help you grow your own style in dance, but my best advice to anyone beginning in Dance, before experimenting with all the available tools, is to get yourself a real good grounding in CHOREOGRAPHY FIRST, and don't try to run before you can walk. Use the best tools appropriate for the kind of dance you want to create. They all have their positives for specific use.
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WINTER TERM PROGRAM
JAPA has not been dormant ! But for 2018, I am glad to be able to take a more structured approach again to the learning Programs I can offer.
I teach things that I have learned through my own discovery in this virtual world, bringing some real life skills and experience, and adapting things, breaking them down for simple and effective learning sessions available to anyone wishing to become a performer in Second Life.
Take from these learning sessions what works for you, and build on it. There is not only ONE way!
I, personally, choose not to use the complete package of Spot On tools, purely because what i do use has and does work great for what i do, simple tools that do exactly what they say on the box, easy to set up and operate, and are perfect for newcomers to get them started, and also still used by higher level performers.
Spot On do have fabulous tools, and can open up amazing creative things for a performer, so progress to these if you feel they will help you grow your own style in dance, but my best advice to anyone beginning in Dance, before experimenting with all the available tools, is to get yourself a real good grounding in CHOREOGRAPHY FIRST, and don't try to run before you can walk. Use the best tools appropriate for the kind of dance you want to create. They all have their positives for specific use.
All is good - find the tools that work best for YOU!
JAPA only teaches the Smooth Dancer Hud from the Spot On Tools.
All JAPA sessions are based on simple movers and systems to gain a good Foundation in Dance These can, and do, work from Novice to Excellence level Performers
* For Spot On Tools Learning and Support *
Contact me directly for details of good experienced teachers currently active *
ALL LEARNING SESSIONS ARE 90 MINS DURATION
Please arrive 15 mins before start time, and have voice activated for registration
All sessions facilitated by Klark Harvy - JAPA Principal / VIRTUOSO Director
No charge - Donations appreciated but not mandatory
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WINTER TERM - DECEMBER 2017 - FEBRUARY 2018
SPRING TERM - MARCH - MAY 2018
SUMMER HOLIDAY BREAK - JUNE - AUGUST
AUTUMN TERM - SEPTEMBER - NOVEMBER 2018
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WINTER TERM PROGRAM
♦ INTRODUCTION TO CHOREOGRAPHY - PRESENTATION - SUNDAY 3RD DECEMBER - NOON SLT ♦
♦ PREPARATION FOR PERFORMANCE - PRESENTATION / WORKSHOP - SUNDAY 10TH DECEMBER - NOON SLT ♦
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♦♦ THE SMOOTH DANCER DANCE HUD - WORKSHOP - SUNDAY 7TH JANUARY ♦♦
♦♦ BASIC SIMPLE MOVER - THE DANCE PAD CONTROLLER (DPC) - WORKSHOP - SUNDAY 14TH JANUARY ♦♦
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♦♦♦ CHOOSING MUSIC - PRESENTATION - SUNDAY 4TH FEBRUARY - NOON SLT ♦♦♦
♦♦♦ COSTUMING / LIGHTING / EFFECTS - PRESENTATION - SUNDAY 11TH FEBRUARY - NOON SLT ♦♦♦
♦♦♦ CREATING SIMPLE SETS - WORKSHOP - SUNDAY 18TH FEBRUARY - NOON SLT ♦♦♦
♦♦♦ USING THE MULTI-SCENE SET REZZER - WORKSHOP SUNDAY 25TH FEBRUARY - NOON SLT ♦♦♦
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ON COMPLETION OF THIS TERM YOU SHOULD HAVE A GOOD PERFORMANCE FOUNDATION, AND BE ABLE TO CONFIDENTLY CREATE, PRODUCE AND PERFORM YOUR FIRST DANCE TO AN AUDIENCE
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* TO REGISTER FOR ANY OF THE ABOVE SESSIONS PLEASE CONTACT KLARK HARVY DIRECTLY *
* LIMITED PLACES AVAILABLE *
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ALWAYS DANCE WITH PASSION
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Posted by
Ame Thomas
Tuesday, November 21, 2017
Never let other people control your group title...
Sunday, November 19, 2017
Don't Make Me Call The Dance Police, Take 11
Every week or so, I look back through the photos of Second Life dance performance that I’ve posted on Flickr.
Sometimes, I smile.
Sometimes, I wince.
And then there’s the times... well... you know...
I like to call this portion of our trip: Don’t Make Me Call The Dance Police.
OH COME ON! It's not even Thanksgiving yet!
AND HALLOWEEN WAS LAST MONTH!
It takes special skill to walk in heels on the sand.
I thought we sprayed for dragons?
Sometimes, perspective gets a little... off.
When Lina wants to shoot hoops, you say "Yes, ma'am."
I told you not to make me call the dance police. Enjoy dance prison! (Hire a better dance lawyer next time.)
Dang. Forgot to turn off wireframe again.
This is not a backdrop. Sasha is actually 10 storeys tall.
Okay, that's a backdrop.
GLITTERBOMB!
At least the carrots are on their faces.
I like DC's reboot of The Penguin. A lot.
Oh, no. You don't get to sneak away until you've done the dishes!
I imagine this every time I swear or say something naughty here.
"Hello, I'm Captain Safety. You'll notice there are no emergency exits in this theatre. That's because you can just log off and you'll be safe. Duh."
Not dancing this week. Too hung over.
It's all fun and games until...
This is what Superman sees every day.
I'd tap that ass... for the maple syrup, mind you.
I SAID EAT MORE COWS!
Literally, hot chicks.
What would you name this new Marvel superhero?
Pardon me. Taking a moment. ... ... ... ... okay, I'm back.
What if Burl Ives did acid?
No wonder why Second Life is so fragile today... or is it fra-gee-lay?
Even Optimus Prime gets dance gigs in between Michael Bay movies.
It's like an R-rated version of Gauntlet.
Batman's busy. This city belongs to Laura now.
Still playing hide and seek?
Oh, come on. No need to worship me. They're just photos.
Uh oh. Check the breaker. There's a short in the system. (Always wear rubber-soled heels)
Why is it they depict the gates of Heaven, but never the Fence or Wall of Heaven?
... amateur!
Cypher was right. Ignorance is bliss... put me back in the Matrix!
This is how I imagine my funeral.
Have I mentioned how much I love my job?
If this is what an invasion from Mars looks like, let me be the first to welcome our Martian overlords.
You're supposed to have a great slate of acts, not a great act of slates!
Yes. Paul shoots music from his fingers.
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Um... that hedge needs some Miracle Gro... or Viagara.
Nice ass.
OH YOU SAW THIS COMING FROM A MILE AWAY!
Always check for an invisible prim blocking the stage before you leap for a crowd surf.
Never hire a taxi. Uber and Lyft don't have people dancing on their cars.
Um... this isn't from a dance photo... it's from... um... NEXT SLIDE! NEXT SLIDE!
Sigh. Never throw out your dancers. Always recycle them.
(My original joke had to do with Oscar, Sesame Street, and... okay, maybe it never quite came together. Sorry.)
You don't have to tell me twice to follow that Yellow Brick Road.
When you're on the road too long, the mudflaps on trucks start to come to life.
Thank you, and stay tuned next Sunday for the next thrilling episode.
"Hey. It's Cave. Someone's not daaaancing. Come on. You know the law - testing IS NOT a dance exemption. Don't make me call the dance police"
- Cave Johnson, Portal 2 Perpetual Testing Initiative Expansion Pack.
Sometimes, I smile.
Sometimes, I wince.
And then there’s the times... well... you know...
I like to call this portion of our trip: Don’t Make Me Call The Dance Police.
OH COME ON! It's not even Thanksgiving yet!
AND HALLOWEEN WAS LAST MONTH!
It takes special skill to walk in heels on the sand.
I thought we sprayed for dragons?
Sometimes, perspective gets a little... off.
When Lina wants to shoot hoops, you say "Yes, ma'am."
I told you not to make me call the dance police. Enjoy dance prison! (Hire a better dance lawyer next time.)
Dang. Forgot to turn off wireframe again.
This is not a backdrop. Sasha is actually 10 storeys tall.
Okay, that's a backdrop.
GLITTERBOMB!
At least the carrots are on their faces.
I like DC's reboot of The Penguin. A lot.
Oh, no. You don't get to sneak away until you've done the dishes!
I imagine this every time I swear or say something naughty here.
"Hello, I'm Captain Safety. You'll notice there are no emergency exits in this theatre. That's because you can just log off and you'll be safe. Duh."
Not dancing this week. Too hung over.
It's all fun and games until...
This is what Superman sees every day.
I'd tap that ass... for the maple syrup, mind you.
I SAID EAT MORE COWS!
Literally, hot chicks.
What would you name this new Marvel superhero?
Pardon me. Taking a moment. ... ... ... ... okay, I'm back.
What if Burl Ives did acid?
No wonder why Second Life is so fragile today... or is it fra-gee-lay?
Even Optimus Prime gets dance gigs in between Michael Bay movies.
It's like an R-rated version of Gauntlet.
Batman's busy. This city belongs to Laura now.
Still playing hide and seek?
Oh, come on. No need to worship me. They're just photos.
Uh oh. Check the breaker. There's a short in the system. (Always wear rubber-soled heels)
Why is it they depict the gates of Heaven, but never the Fence or Wall of Heaven?
... amateur!
Cypher was right. Ignorance is bliss... put me back in the Matrix!
This is how I imagine my funeral.
Have I mentioned how much I love my job?
If this is what an invasion from Mars looks like, let me be the first to welcome our Martian overlords.
You're supposed to have a great slate of acts, not a great act of slates!
Yes. Paul shoots music from his fingers.
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Um... that hedge needs some Miracle Gro... or Viagara.
Nice ass.
OH YOU SAW THIS COMING FROM A MILE AWAY!
Always check for an invisible prim blocking the stage before you leap for a crowd surf.
Never hire a taxi. Uber and Lyft don't have people dancing on their cars.
Um... this isn't from a dance photo... it's from... um... NEXT SLIDE! NEXT SLIDE!
Sigh. Never throw out your dancers. Always recycle them.
(My original joke had to do with Oscar, Sesame Street, and... okay, maybe it never quite came together. Sorry.)
You don't have to tell me twice to follow that Yellow Brick Road.
When you're on the road too long, the mudflaps on trucks start to come to life.
Thank you, and stay tuned next Sunday for the next thrilling episode.
"Hey. It's Cave. Someone's not daaaancing. Come on. You know the law - testing IS NOT a dance exemption. Don't make me call the dance police"
- Cave Johnson, Portal 2 Perpetual Testing Initiative Expansion Pack.
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