Monday, August 13, 2018

Happy birthday, Web... from The Dance Police?

I take a lot of photos of dance performances.
Maybe too many. (Especially of people's butts, apparently.)

So, I heard it's someone's birthday... I guess it's time to bring this idiocy back for a special edition.

I like to call this portion of our trip: (all together now)
Don’t Make Me Call The Dance Police.

Winds of the Sahara - August 12 2018

Either the stripper arrived, or the plumber's here to fix your sink.

Winds of the Sahara - August 12 2018

Oh, good. Lynxa's here. And... um... she's killed someone. Again. I guess more cake for the rest of us!

Debauche - August 12 2018

This is why you don't arrive late to rehearsal... you get mover #3.

Debauche - August 12 2018

If that's a videotape of some Japanese girl coming out of a well, don't watch it!

Debauche - August 12 2018

(It's full of vodka.)

Debauche - August 12 2018

Come on, you two. Don't make me get out the fire hose!

Debauche - August 12 2018

Ran out of lint roller tape.

Moulin Rouge - August 11 2018

Come on, mon cheri, and light my fire!

Debauche - August 11 2018

Ran out of helmets for the new kids

Debauche - August 11 2018

And seatbelts

Elysium Cabaret - August 10 2018

Oh. Good. Here they are!

Elysium Cabaret - August 10 2018

Elysium Cabaret - August 10 2018

Strange, I asked for Nitrous.

Noir Neverland - August 8 2018

make your own "Does he have wood?" joke here.

Debauche - August 5 2018

I dare you to take that tapestry.

Paramount Grand Theatre - August 4 2018

We're the Dance Police, not the Sex Bomb Squad. You want star-69.

Paramount Grand Theatre - August 4 2018

This is why I got Amazon Prime.

Key Operated Dingbat

When the vodka runs out.

Elysium Cabaret - August 3 2018

So. Very. Rule 34

Elysium Cabaret - August 3 2018

Gunner cleans up nicely, doesn't he?

Virtuoso - Fire - July 30 2018

This isn't as much as animal abuse as it is KLARK telling us he just killed two Red Bulls and is wired as hell.

Cossette - July 30 2018

Seven years of bad luck, about to start..... now!

Winds of the Sahara - July 29 2018

When your feet are on fire, stop, drop, and do topless somersaults? That can't be right.

Debauche - Christmas in July - July 29 2018

Sadly, this bear should not have been saved, and went off on a rampage and mauled an innocent dancer.

Guerilla Burlesque Rehearsal - July 27 2018

I love it when they have guest title animators on The Simpsons.


Elysium Cabaret - August 3 2018

(you know what to say)

Thank you, Happy Birthday, and for God's sake, please don't let me do this again.

"Hey. It's Cave. Someone's not daaaancing. Come on. You know the law - testing IS NOT a dance exemption. Don't make me call the dance police"
- Cave Johnson, Portal 2 Perpetual Testing Initiative Expansion Pack.