Don't Make Me Call The Dance Police, Take 4

Every week or so, I look back through the photos of Second Life dance performance that I’ve posted on Flickr.

Sometimes, I smile.
Sometimes, I wince.
And then there’s the times... well... you know...

I like to call this portion of our trip: Don’t Make Me Call The Dance Police.


Kinda like the cover of Omni Magazine.


I hope you remembered to tip the driver.


This is a scene from Mortal Kombat, the Musical, right?


Spoilers from the new Star Trek: Discovery. Rawr.


Forget Mickey Spillaine... I want to hire HER!


No joke here... I just feel proud of myself for catching the jump.


And now, Miss Scotland.


The call is coming from INSIDE THE HOUSE!


She's so fabulous, she has underlings for furniture.


Keep shaking her until the wallet she stole falls out!


Kinda looks like the Houston Texans secondary right as Brady ripped them apart for the win.


Uh oh... Elayn's calling me out!


STILL GETTING THE SHOTS!


Hope may be the thing with feathers, but we killed it and made this dress.


Once again, we do not want to make Diawa angry. Mr McGee, you wouldn't like her when she's angry.

 
In SL, everybody eventually works the pole. Even Misse.


You do not want a job rigging the lighting when this act comes on.


Toys 4: The Toys' Revenge


I'll just skip this one. I do not want to get cut.


What are my other two wishes? Um... well, I don't think I really need them now.


Anybody need a group invite to this club?


Phantom of the Opera, Noir Style


To cut down on paying the actors, they don't use blanks.


Yes. Yes it will. And I think it has.


Now this is how you sell a car!


I don't think you're supposed to take that song literally.

Are you with UPS, because you're right on time for delivering a package!


ALL THE FEELS! SO CUTE!


Is this one of those Mighty Morphing Power Rangers things?


The first step is to acknowledge that you have a problem.


I just gotta ask... who does your hair?


Refreshments are in the lobby... and on the stage.

 Thank you, and stay tuned next Sunday for the next thrilling episode.

"Hey. It's Cave. Someone's not daaaancing. Come on. You know the law - testing IS NOT a dance exemption. Don't make me call the dance police"

- Cave Johnson, Portal 2 Perpetual Testing Initiative Expansion Pack.

(My apologies for the delay. The WiFi is a bit slow here. At the Ritz. On the oceanfront. I'm a professional writer who's been put up at the Ritz on the oceanfront. No. Seriously. Whoever I screwed to get this gig, I can't remember who you were or ever doing it, but thank you... thank you... thank you...)

"Treasure the Chests" Pirate Themed Dance Event

Arrrrrrrrrgh Matey! We invite you to Participate in the "Treasure the Chests" Pirate Themed Dance Event.  This event is to raise awareness and money to support Making Strides Against Breast Cancer. Every dollar we raise helps save lives from breast cancer through early detection and prevention, innovative breast cancer research, and patient support.

This event is scheduled for October 14th at 6:00pm SLT and October 15th at 1:00pm SLT.  If you would like to dance in this event or for more information, please contact corroded Battery (Corri Stoanes) or Nevar Lobo (Ray Lobo)

Whymsee Let's Dance: Latin Night!

Join us for Let's Dance: Latin Night! I've got a Cuban nightclub, some summer ambiance, 12 HOT dance numbers, and enough Latin beat to start a fire! Grab your friends and wiggle with me on Saturday, because in order to make it truly hot and spicy, all I am missing is YOU!!!

For the Let's Dance show, we trade in our sets for MORE dancing and LESS wait time between songs! There will be lots of wiggling, dancing, physics, and a little dazzle thrown in for good measure! Dance along with us or have a seat in our comfy chairs, we like it when you watch!

Ride to Whymsee

The Misfit Halloween Spooktacular 2017 !

The Misfit Halloween Spooktacular 2017 !

Muahahahaha!  Come join us!

Misfit Dance & Performance Art is super spooked ( wait -- we mean STOKED !)  to bring you this special show!
A full production - 1 hour Spooktacular that will rattle your bones.     (Fun & Funny Bones that is)

We have 6 dances that are full of surprises for you -  Expect the unExpected.

A total of 10 performances throughout October   -   The Misfit Halloween Spooktacular is going to be the most amazing fun!
See it once -- see it again!   ... and again .....and again

Dates at Misfit Theater:

Wed    Oct  11    7 pm SL
Mon    Oct  16    7 pm SL
Wed    Oct  18    7 pm SL
Sun     Oct  22    7 pm SL
Wed    Oct  25    7 pm SL
Mon     Oct 30     10 AM SL    &    7 pm SL
Away dates to follow on Dance Queens calendar!

Contact JenzZa Misfit for more information

Your ride to the Stage!

SOS Fundraiser Performance from Dance Xcetera

FROM DANCE XCETERA - ONE PERFORMANCE - SOS Fundraiser 9/23 @ 1pm SLT

Hello Fans!  Join us and bring your wallets to support this wonderful cause! Read more about it here and we hope to see you there! Dance Xcetera Benefit Performance

Taxi to event!

Debauche return to Castle Rookswood this Saturday.

We had so much fun perfoming at Rookswood last month  when they asked us to come back, we eagerly said yes.

Once again, Rookswood play host to Debauche in a magnificent purpose  built theatre

Debauche, a little naughty, a lot nice.  Sometimes raunchy, always classy.  Come see what Elegant Debauchery looks like.

Saturday 23rd September 1pm SLT

Debauche @ Castle Rookswood

Spirit Light Dance Company Presents Showcase 2017

I am happy to announce that the three members of SLDC who live in Florida are safe and ready to perform. Once a year members of the company are encouraged to stretch their wings and present a piece of their own work. This year they have outdone themselves giving us outstanding choreography. One Show only, so plan to get there early! Sunday September 24th at 12:00 noon slt. Please keep your scripts at 50 or under and suggest you arrive early to cache.

Theater of Light

Don't Make Me Call The Dance Police, Take 3

 Every week or so, I look back through the photos of Second Life dance performance that I’ve posted on Flickr.

Sometimes, I smile. Sometimes, I wince.
And then there’s the times... well... you know...

I like to call this portion of our trip: Don’t Make Me Call The Dance Police.


This is what the Dance Police SWAT looks like.
Make a rude comment, get swatted.



DON'T DISCO ANGRY!



Sorry, the Fashion Police is two doors down.



Can I say "Path holding his big stick" here?



More of The Dance Police SWAT Team. Don't worry. It's armed with blanks.



No, Kermit... it's very easy being green.



I don't know whether to ask them out on a date or feel guilty that I retiled my kitchen with their sister.

 

Next year, seriously going to plant a butterfly garden.



Laws of Physics: VIOLATED



How do you get to Carnegie Hall?



*sigh* That's now how you furry!



HOLLYWOOD EMO CHICK SQUARES



I love the stock market, don't you?



Envy, right?

 

Larah loves to mess with my shots when I do closeups.


And this is how I got the black eye.



That's one big damn ball.

 

Put down the popcorn YOU FOOL!



Ever eat at this restaurant? Takes forever to get a reservation.



... NO!

 

Jilley threatens to cast Fireball if I use her in the Dance Police montage.



GLOW Wrestling!

 

Sonic The Hedgehog meets Pappa Pa Rappa, right?



Can you get me a double?



Sometimes, performers don't have time to shower between acts.



You're supposed to smash the bottle before you fight with it.



I forgot to tip the performer, but I bought that bridge!

Thank you, and stay tuned next Sunday for the next thrilling episode.

"Hey. It's Cave. Someone's not daaaancing. Come on. You know the law - testing IS NOT a dance exemption. Don't make me call the dance police"

- Cave Johnson, Portal 2 Perpetual Testing Initiative Expansion Pack.