Sunday, September 3, 2017

Introducing: Don't Make Me Call The Dance Police!

Every week or so, I look back through the photos of Second Life dance performance that I’ve posted on Flickr.


Sometimes, I smile. Sometimes, I wince.
And then there’s the times I think up goofy shit.


I like to call this portion of our trip: Don’t Make Me Call The Dance Police.


Winds of the Sahara - September 3 2017

If you don't tip the venue, the land barons must be appeased with human sacrifices.
So, tip generously.

Winds of the Sahara - September 3 2017

I love mirror acts. It proves that the dancer is not a vampire, and won't bite me.

Fantasy Dream - September 3 2017

Oh, crap... now the whole lawn is going to come up weeds in a week!

Moulin Rouge - September 2 2017

Why did Pan Am go bankrupt? Instead of hiring pilots and flight attendants, they hired sexy dancers.

Moulin Rouge - September 2 2017

What dancers actually do with all of your tips.

Debauche - September 2 2017

As much as I love Debauche, my favorite thing to do is sneak photos of Sev and Laura waiting for their cue during Simply The Best.

Guerilla Burlesque - September 1 2017

MORTALLLLLL KOOOOOOMBAAAAAAT!

Guerilla Burlesque - September 1 2017

Nothing says memorial tribute like a latex suit and lightning. Rawr.

Guerilla Burlesque - September 1 2017

On the next season of Game of Thrones... Sho is coming.

Guerilla Burlesque - September 1 2017

I've been bad. Very bad.

Guerilla Burlesque - September 1 2017

So, if the B-52's sang Planet Claire, there's a Sailor Claire, right?

Elysium Cabaret - September 1 2017

Di and Nara hate to wait for the elevator, and walking down 100 flights of stairs in those heels is a bitch.

Elysium Cabaret - September 1 2017

... and this is when the acid kicked in.

Ballet Pixelle - Olmannen - August 27 2017


EYEOOOOOOOWWWWWW! ICEPACK! STAT!


Thank you, and stay tuned for the next thrilling episode of Don't Make Me Call The Dance Police.

8 comments:

  1. OMG you make me laugh! Great pics, better comments! I adore you grasshopper, keep it up! Might be a fruit basket in this for you, dont give up!

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  2. WOOHOO! MY FIRST BOO! WHEEEEE!

    -ls/cm

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  3. lololol love it...but that's us after walking down 20 of the 100 and just saying "f-it"

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  4. (Feel free to add your own captions to my snapshots on Flickr, and I may just use them in a future Dance Police post.)

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  5. Love these comments - had to burst out laughing!! I still think the Dance Police should wear glitter...

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  6. OMG CRAP PMSL!!!! Tears!! MORE MORE MORE............!!

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