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The Rose Theatre presents Elysium Cabaret

The Rose Theatre presents Elysium Cabaret in a performance fit for a royal audience.

~ Sunday, August 14th at 2pm SLT ~

A Midsummer Night's Dream spirits you away to a fanciful land of imagination! Enchanted dreams will shroud you in a cloak of magical dance. Formal attire required please.

Your carriage:

Kittens 'n' Tigers Sparkle & Shimmy

FRIDAY, 29th JULY 2016 @ 2.30pm SLT - Doors open at 2pm.

We would like welcome you all to The Waterfront Theatre with a smile on our face and welcome old and new friends.

Welcome to the wonderful world of the Kittens 'n' Tigers

We are truly grateful to you all who visit and attend our shows and hope to have memorable moments throughout the years.

Party afterwards outside on the terrace or chill out on the beach.



Breezes Dancers will be performing their show Best of Breezes Dancers on Saturday 30th July. This is a show of 6 Acts and lasts about one hour.

There will be a party after the show for everyone to enjoy some dancing fun.



Title: Best of Breezes Dancers Show
Where: Breezes Theatre
Date: Saturday 30th July 2016
Time: 12 noon slt



The Velvet Vixen - Rocking Across the USA

The Velvet Vixen

Rocking Across the USA
Monday July 25th 6pm SLT

Let's jump in the car and crank the radio up, were gonna rock out on our road trip across the USA! Road trip starts at 6pm so be there early to make sure you get your seat!

The Silly Awards - The 5 Categories - CHOSEN

I am proud (I think) to announce the 5 categories chosen by the inner circle for the Silly Talent and Awards Show to be held some Saturday, EuroTime, this coming September.

The envelope please.  Drum roll...\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\

Most Confusing Use of a Crustacean in a Dance Routine
(Shrimp, lobster, crab all qualify, no cephalopods allowed)

Most Abuse of Avatar Physics
(Crank up the sliders and let things flap in the breeze!)

Most Baffling Use of Motion
(Show us how you move in ways that make NO good sense.  Defy gravity, walk through your fellow dancers, slide like your feet are covered in grease.  Anything that's confusing.)

Most Misunderstood Mashup
(Urban grunge meets Mozart; Tinkerbell meets Nine Inch Nails; Terminator meets Glenn get the idea)

Most OTT (Over the Top) routine
(Excessive use of set changes, props, effects (particles, etc.), costume changes....the type of routine that makes Donald Trump seem subtle) 

Thank all of you who submitted your ideas. 

Choices are limited to 2 categories per entrant.

Interested parties contact:

Shadow Tarber or myself, Lat "Yummy Lovenkraft for an application form.


Lat "Yummy Lovenkraft

Coming Coming Soon In a Galaxy That's Getting Closer Every Day... STAR WARS!

Soon, soon, soon!!  The Monarchs will be all set to invite you along on a journey inspired by the massive Star Wars universe!  Keep your eyes peeled for show dates coming up!  A sim-wide adventure unlike anything you have as of yet experienced in a Second Life dance show!  With thanks in part to Linden Endowment of the Arts!
Feel free to pay us a visit as we prepare the show:



WEDNESDAY, 20th  JULY 2016 @ SLT 
KITTENS n' TIGERS Repeating Friday's show as the Lag Monster got us.

When we dance we forget everything else and we focus only on dancing. It is relaxing and makes us happy. 

Welcome to the Waterfront Theatre and the Kittens 'n' Tigers performing on stage.

Party afterwards outside on the terrace or chill out on the beach.


The Silly Awards

Don't shoot the messenger. That would be me.

I am proud to announce that Shadow Tarber, Martin Yeats, and yours truly (don't roll your eyes) have teamed up to present something off kilter...the Silly Awards.  

One style of show dance is Burlesque. There are 2 definitions. One we are all too familiar with. That being:

"a variety show, typically including striptease."

But one seems to have gone on deaf ears.
"an absurd or comically exaggerated imitation of something, especially in a literary or dramatic work; a parody."
It is this definition, the 2nd definition, which lends itself more to the spirit of what we have in mind. A show that presents acts that would be absurd, comical parodies, of 'ourselves performing'...sort of a tension reliever. A chance to NOT take ourselves so seriously.  I see it following in the footsteps of another non-competitive event, the DotL Dance Challenge.

It's a combination 'dance and awards show combined'  to be held sometime in September on a Saturday of our choosing, Euro time. (midday SLT).

It is a show meant to poke fun at ourselves as performers, be it technical difficulties, noted and infamous performance guffaws, or non sequiturs. Its meant to be fun and hilarious to the point of irreverence. It is open to all. It will consist of 5 categories with 4 contestants in each category. It will be limited to two categories per entrant. 

There is also room for a limited number of intermissive (i made that word up) acts that will occur in between the regular acts. These will be shorter and could be about a minute long (a little shorter or longer) and must be performed in FRONT of the curtain so as to allow the next act to set up.

Voting will be limited to those in attendance and to one contestant per category per voter. There will be a HUD device created by Martin Yeats that each audience member will wear that will control and simplify voting and will only work at the venue.

And yes we have a trophy for the winners and we have a venue. And in the style of TV awards shows, we will have a gift basket. If nothing else, just come for the cheese.

So if you win at being awful, is that really a win? Don't you really want to lose?Hmmm...its so confusing....and meant to be that way. 

And now here is where you get to contribute ideas for categories. Send a notecard labelled SillyAwards - (yourname) as the notecard name and list your ideas for categories. Try to avoid the word "Best" in your category description.

Try to imagine contrasting the routine for your idea with some normalcy so as to provide a point of reference for the comedic poke.

Here is, to my way of thinking, a way of poking fun at, say "Most Confident Use of Animation Synchronization" (hope its not blocked in your country)

Ballet Primer 101

Here are some more examples:

Most Confusing Use of a Crustacean in a Dance Routine
(Shrimp, lobster, crab all qualify, no cephalopods allowed)

Most Unrealistic Routine
(Absolutely unable to be done physically in RL)"


Please contact either Shadow Tarber or myself for an application and further information..

Lat "Yummy" Lovenkraft