Sunday, September 10, 2017

Don't Make Me Call The Dance Police, Take 2

Every week or so, I look back through the photos of Second Life dance performance that I’ve posted on Flickr.

Sometimes, I smile. Sometimes, I wince. And then there’s the times... well... you know...

I like to call this portion of our trip: Don’t Make Me Call The Dance Police.

Winds of the Sahara - September 10 2017
Eva's tipjar is in some weird language... Dutch? Arabic? Pascal? HELP!

Winds of the Sahara - September 10 2017
DON'T BLINK!

  Winds of the Sahara - September 10 2017
So. Very. Rule 34.

  Debauche - September 10 2017
"Did I leave that curling iron on?"

  Club Image - September 10 2017
Anybody else worried about the FBI finding their Club Image photos and...

Club Image - September 10 2017
October is coming?
 Shit, now all the acts are pumpkin spice.

A&M Mocap - September 9 2017
Redneck Uber.

 Debauche - September 10 2017
If only my bus stop looked like this.

  A&M Mocap - September 9 2017
Web Butt Shot!

Phoenix Dance Team - September 9 2017
I know this is a fantasy because nobody ever roots for the Jets.

Phoenix Dance Team - September 9 2017
Arthur! Who are your friends?

  Phoenix Dance Team - September 9 2017
This is what was going on in the house next to Mr. Rogers.

Paramount Grand Theater - Trees - September 9 2017
Indiana Jones and The Temple Beth Israel.

  Paramount Grand Theater - Trees - September 9 2017
"Dear Andy Serkis, you're fired."

  Paramount Grand Theater - Trees - September 9 2017
Whenever someone wears orange hair in SL, yeah, they look like this.

Terpsicorps - Wicked City - September 10 2017
Really ties the room together.

  Paramount Grand Theater - Trees - September 9 2017
I know why the caged Pan sings.

  Debauche - September 9 2017
Always, ALWAYS choose the gift wrap option.

Debauche - September 9 2017
The right way to teach high school Geometry.

  Debauche - September 9 2017
Yes. Yes, you are.

Terpsicorps - Wicked City - September 10 2017
From now on, when I play Monopoly, I'm imagining that this is the hotel. Oh, and the tophat is being worn by Oods. So sexy.

  Debauche - September 9 2017
TRIVIA: If you drop a Debauche performer in any mailbox, they will be returned to their home stage with this postage pre-paid tattoo stamp.

  Beach Shack Productions - The Last Mermaid - September 9 2017
Now on The Disney Channel... Dr. Doolittle 4.

Beach Shack Productions - The Last Mermaid - September 9 2017
"So, my website will let you hire cleaning services... maids who are actual mermaids!"

Debauche - September 10 2017
"KEEP THAT NOISE DOWN! I'M TRYING TO SLEEP!"

Elysium Cabaret - September 8 2017
"You! Over there! Drink Bombay Gin, or I will kick you in the face!"

Terpsicorps - Wicked City - September 10 2017
Please don't do the triple backflip... Please don't do the triple backflip... Oh my God, don't do the triple backflip...

Elysium Cabaret - September 8 2017
Six drinks later...

Elysium Cabaret - September 8 2017
This is why George Lucas isn't allowed to re-edit Star Wars anymore.

Elysium Cabaret - September 8 2017
Yep. Another Web Butt Shot.

  Elysium Cabaret - September 8 2017
Someone send them a landmark to Betty Ford please.

Elysium Cabaret - September 8 2017
And you mocked me for buying a crate of bottled water.

MJ's Burlesque Review - September 8 2017
So meta.

Noir Neverland - September 7 2017
Anybody else have the urge to fix that clock?

  Atlantis Variety Hour - September 7 2017
The Sixties called. I let it go to Voicemail.

  Atlantis Variety Hour - September 7 2017
Somewhere between Wicked and The Muppet Movie.

Crystal Edge Dancers - September 6 2017
Our fine prison facilities at The Dance Police.

Crystal Edge Dancers - September 6 2017
The Ministry of Silly Walks

. Crystal Edge Dancers - September 6 2017
ICE CREAM HEADACHES

 Phoenix Dance Team - September 9 2017
Oh my God... someone actually called The Dance Police!

Terpsicorps - Wicked City - September 10 2017
Um... okay, that's more like it.
 LOCK ME UP!

Thank you, and stay tuned next Sunday for the next thrilling episode.

"Hey. It's Cave. Someone's not daaaancing. Come on. You know the law - testing IS NOT a dance exemption. Don't make me call the dance police"
- Cave Johnson, Portal 2 Perpetual Testing Initiative Expansion Pack.

8 comments:

  1. Crap you made coffee come out my nose...again!

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  2. Too funny Crap! Great shots as always and a good sharp wit to wake me up...personal fave... Red Neck Uber :)

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  3. ...silly walk has separate fields in the areas of artistic merit and technical difficulty...

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  4. Nice way to enjoy my coffee this morning! Thanks for the fabulous shots and humor :) Kellan

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  5. This was fantastic! Excellent pictures and even better commentary. What is rule 34 anyway? I think you have tagged me 2 times with it...now I'm worried.

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    1. Google it? :) Oh, and it's a cheap laugh, I know, but the animal acts... yeah, I'll come up with better.

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  6. Gawd! I love seeing the world through your gear stained eyes!

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