Sunday, March 4, 2018

Don't Make Me Call... THE DANCE POLICE!

I take a lot of photos of dance performances.
Maybe too many.

Sometimes, I smile.
Sometimes, I wince.
And then there’s the times... well... you know...

I like to call this portion of our trip:
Don’t Make Me Call The Dance Police.

Elysium Cabaret - March 2 2018
See?

Cossette - February 19 2018
You don;t know how hard it is to get a Conceled Carry license for a trident.

Cossette - February 19 2018
I feel sorry for the bird she landed on.

Noir Neverland - February 22 2018
Al Sharpton, ladies and gentlemen. The Reverend of Dance.

Lady Garden Cabaret - February 23 2018
Where are you on Angie's list?

Elysium Cabaret - February 23 2018
(As if you needed reminding)

Elysium Cabaret - February 23 2018
Never put lighter fluid in a girl's inhaler.

Elysium Cabaret - February 23 2018
New Age Mime

Guerilla Burlesque - February 23 2018
Somebody needs to convert to MP3.

Guerilla Burlesque - February 23 2018
... MOISTURIZE!

Oasis Dancers - February 24 2018
When the stream breaks, turn on the boombox, right?

Monarchs - Lost Island - February 24 2018
This is why you should always wear a life vest.

Monarchs - Lost Island - February 24 2018
And this is why the airlines turn down requests for "companion elephants."

Phoenix Dance Team - February 24 2018
Dang it, what's the command for wireframe again?

Phoenix Dance Team - February 24 2018
Ever Uber for an XL and gotten a dragon instead?

Club Image - February 25 2018
Rule #34

TIME OUT!

Club Image - February 25 2018
Bunny break.

OK, TIME IN!

Club Image - February 25 2018
Did I already do the "Misse telekenetically hurls her dancers at the audience' joke?

Inanna Burlesque- February 25 2018
Count the ca- ... eh, nah. Too easy.

Debauche - February 25 2018
I had to call AAA to get my tank towed.

Debauche - February 25 2018
I'm photographing me photographing a dance routine. So meta.

Debauche - February 25 2018
Yes, it's true. Debauche all retired and joined a convent. ... naughty convent!

Winds of the Sahara - February 25 2018
What... in... the...

Winds of the Sahara - February 25 2018
I tried to help her change her outfit for Daylight Savings Time and I got slapped.

Noir Neverland - March 1 2018
... how a little bit of one on one? Or, if you're not up to it, some basketball?

Elysium Cabaret - March 2 2018
... okay, why is that thing there?

Elysium Cabaret - March 2 2018
Don't fear the... reapers?

Guerilla Burlesque - March 2 2018
Not just for dances at After Dark, folks.

Guerilla Burlesque - March 2 2018
When I get out of line, the mechanic shows up and threatens to give me an adjustment.

Debauche - March 3 2018
It's cold out. You should wear more. Um... I can't believe I just said that.

Debauche - March 3 2018
Due to a typo, all Lucky Chairs on the grid became Lucky Chains.

Debauche - March 3 2018
Hey that's my pervy cam! Oh, wait... not mine. Never mind.

Debauche - March 3 2018
I got kinda busy last week, so I hired an assistant to do Dance Police this week.

Debauche - March 3 2018
Sssshhhhhhhh. Bri's napping.

Burlesque Dolls of Gypsy Rose Theater- March 3 2018
The champagne bottle was so big, the cork blasted a hole in the roof.

Burlesque Dolls of Gypsy Rose Theater- March 3 2018
At first, I thought "Those are some weird feather fans" and then realized those were plants.

Burlesque Dolls of Gypsy Rose Theater- March 3 2018
Oh, you're just going to leave clothes all over and not pick up> What, were you raised in a barn?

Paramount Grand Theater - March 3 2018
The dancers misheard me when I said I wanted to get into their pants.

Club Image - March 4 2018
How many Club Image performers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None. They use candles.

SLDC - March 4 2018
Hug it out... hug it out... hug it out.

SLDC - March 4 2018
When you've been on Second Life too long, log off and get up and stretch.

Winds of the Sahara - March 4 2018
Lynxa's recruiting dance partners.

Winds of the Sahara - March 4 2018
pssst. Web. (PIANO!)

Thank you, and stay tuned next Sunday for the next thrilling episode.

"Hey. It's Cave. Someone's not daaaancing. Come on. You know the law - testing IS NOT a dance exemption. Don't make me call the dance police"

- Cave Johnson, Portal 2 Perpetual Testing Initiative Expansion Pack.

2 comments:

  1. Great selection grasshopper and in answer to your question...because Hamsters! Thank you, a week gone was tough! Keep it up, we love this post!

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  2. I'm pondering every other week for this.
    If I cut back to just once a month, I wouldn't ever feel like dong this.
    -ls/cm

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