I take a lot of photos of dance performances.
Maybe too many.
Sometimes, I smile.
Sometimes, I wince.
And then there’s the times... well... you know...
I like to call this portion of our trip:
Don’t Make Me Call The Dance Police.
Like this. See?
ZOMG ZOMG ZOMG It's Satan!
I'm your biggest fan!
Did you get all the chickens I sacrificed to you?
Can you sign my autograph book for me?
I guess some people are sick of my photographs.
Poledancing should be an Olympic event, but based on the strip club around the corner, 15 year-old Russians will still win all the Gold medals.
... ... ... um, nevermind.
The Winds of the Sahara are real. They're blowing Eva's hair.
... ... ... no, seriously. What is going on here? Why is there a French horn?
Some venues forget the catering, so the dancers have to eat their hair accessories.
The tickets are for the subway, right?
Who called in an air strike?
This is a preview of Windows 11.
Better to light a candle than to cur.... um... is it hot in here or is it just her?
Is this necklace available on Marketplace?
Deleted scene from Goonies. It's how they kept the PG rating.
Sure, The Fiddler on the Roof has a rough job, but the Fiddler in the Cesspool Tank and the Fiddler in the Middle Of The Busy Freeway are just waiting for that job to open up.
The sequel, Goat on the Roof, only made it to off-Broadway. Closed opening night.
ENOUGH WITH THE PUNCHING! HUG IT OUT! HUG IT OUT!
Bambi II, The Ambush
That would take a while to explain, sorry.
Um, okay. You have an axe. No jokes about you. It's a very nice axe.
Never use a Mac to run your backdrop screen.
Looks like my last AirBnB
Well, damn it. I should have done a whole Olympic event post. Oh well. Maybe next time.
One star on Uber, unless I can cook and eat his legs, then... maybe two stars.
Have you seen my jaw? I dropped it somewhere.
Blair Witch 3
Once again, jaw drop. I'll pat myself on the back, thank you.
I caught Lina doing a backflip, but the line of women with Laura in it? Nope. But in my defense, five women, so quintuple backflip, right?
This is why you have to use odor-free particles, or you end up wearing a gas mask in your act.
Electric Smurf ghosts?
Can you hug my window and dust my blinds, please?
Dear Katy Perry, we found your Left Shark.
Do you hear a train?
Note to Eva: Hire backup dancers, not elephants.
Scientists say that a goldfish has a memory span of five seconds. With this photo, that memory will last forever.
I'm there for irony's sake.
It's kind of vicious to stamp the set with the number of fired backup dancers.
Oh. My. God. How many damn shows did I go to this week? I thought this would NEVER end!
Thank you, and stay tuned next Sunday for the next thrilling episode.
"Hey. It's Cave. Someone's not daaaancing. Come on. You know the law - testing IS NOT a dance exemption. Don't make me call the dance police"
- Cave Johnson, Portal 2 Perpetual Testing Initiative Expansion Pack.