Sunday, February 18, 2018

Don't make me call The Dance Police... Take 22

I take a lot of photos of dance performances.
Maybe too many.

Sometimes, I smile.
Sometimes, I wince.
And then there’s the times... well... you know...

I like to call this portion of our trip:
Don’t Make Me Call The Dance Police.

Club Image - February 18 2018
Like this. See?

Winds of the Sahara - February 18 2018
ZOMG ZOMG ZOMG It's Satan!
I'm your biggest fan!
Did you get all the chickens I sacrificed to you?
Can you sign my autograph book for me?

Winds of the Sahara - February 18 2018
I guess some people are sick of my photographs.

Winds of the Sahara - February 18 2018
Poledancing should be an Olympic event, but based on the strip club around the corner, 15 year-old Russians will still win all the Gold medals.

Winds of the Sahara - February 18 2018
... ... ... um, nevermind.

Winds of the Sahara - February 18 2018
The Winds of the Sahara are real. They're blowing Eva's hair.

Amazon Dancers- February 18 2018
... ... ... no, seriously. What is going on here? Why is there a French horn?

Debauche - February 18 2018
Some venues forget the catering, so the dancers have to eat their hair accessories.

Debauche - February 18 2018
The tickets are for the subway, right?

Debauche - February 18 2018
Who called in an air strike?

Debauche - February 18 2018
This is a preview of Windows 11.

Debauche - February 18 2018
Better to light a candle than to cur.... um... is it hot in here or is it just her?

Debauche - February 18 2018
Is this necklace available on Marketplace?

Debauche - February 18 2018
Deleted scene from Goonies. It's how they kept the PG rating.

Muse Theatre - Fiddler on the Roof - February 18 2018
Sure, The Fiddler on the Roof has a rough job, but the Fiddler in the Cesspool Tank and the Fiddler in the Middle Of The Busy Freeway are just waiting for that job to open up.

Muse Theatre - Fiddler on the Roof - February 18 2018
The sequel, Goat on the Roof, only made it to off-Broadway. Closed opening night.

Club Image - February 18 2018
ENOUGH WITH THE PUNCHING! HUG IT OUT! HUG IT OUT!

Club Image - February 18 2018
Bambi II, The Ambush

Club Image - February 18 2018
That would take a while to explain, sorry.

Desire Arts - February 17 2018
Um, okay. You have an axe. No jokes about you. It's a very nice axe.

Desire Arts - February 17 2018
Never use a Mac to run your backdrop screen.

Centre Stage - February 17 2018
Looks like my last AirBnB

Centre Stage - February 17 2018
Well, damn it. I should have done a whole Olympic event post. Oh well. Maybe next time.

Dance Queens Showcase - February 17 2018
One star on Uber, unless I can cook and eat his legs, then... maybe two stars.

Dance Queens Showcase - February 17 2018
Have you seen my jaw? I dropped it somewhere.

Dance Queens Showcase - February 17 2018
Blair Witch 3

Dance Queens Showcase - February 17 2018
Once again, jaw drop. I'll pat myself on the back, thank you.

Dance Queens Showcase - February 17 2018
Tron 3

Dance Queens Showcase - February 17 2018
I caught Lina doing a backflip, but the line of women with Laura in it? Nope. But in my defense, five women, so quintuple backflip, right?

Dance Queens Showcase - February 17 2018
This is why you have to use odor-free particles, or you end up wearing a gas mask in your act.

Dance Queens Showcase - February 17 2018
Electric Smurf ghosts?

Dance Queens Showcase - February 17 2018
Can you hug my window and dust my blinds, please?

ReON - February 17 2018
Dear Katy Perry, we found your Left Shark.

Elysium Cabaret - February 16 2018
Do you hear a train?

Elysium Cabaret - February 16 2018
Note to Eva: Hire backup dancers, not elephants.

ReON - February 15 2018
Scientists say that a goldfish has a memory span of five seconds. With this photo, that memory will last forever.

One Billion Rising - February 14 2018
I'm there for irony's sake.

Nouveau Ensemble - One Billion Rising - February 14 2018
It's kind of vicious to stamp the set with the number of fired backup dancers.

Oh. My. God. How many damn shows did I go to this week? I thought this would NEVER end!


Thank you, and stay tuned next Sunday for the next thrilling episode.
"Hey. It's Cave. Someone's not daaaancing. Come on. You know the law - testing IS NOT a dance exemption. Don't make me call the dance police"
- Cave Johnson, Portal 2 Perpetual Testing Initiative Expansion Pack.

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