Sometimes, I smile.
Sometimes, I wince.
And then there’s the times... well... you know...
I like to call this portion of our trip:
Don’t Make Me Call The Dance Police.
Hold on... let me check something...
ARE THE LIGHTS READY YET?
Oh good. We can begin.
Is this Second Life or Call of Duty?
It's always amusing when the performer makes last minute adjustments to the set.
STOP MESSING WITH THE LIGHTS AND DANCE!
... Spring Training is next week.
And March Madness soon, too.
Strangely, nobody clicked the Applause sign. Well, except him. Duh.
They applauded for this guy. Or they got stabbed.
What happened to the rest of that elephant?
It's all about that bass, 'bout that bass, 'bout that bass...
Oddly enough, it was Bashful who passed out from the shock of performing on stage, not Sleepy passing out.
Cleanup on Aisle Four!
Make mine a double, bartender!
STOP! Gunner Time!
Sadly, the fencing swords didn't render.
1936? Lemme look that up in Zillow...
The Smurfs Franchise went all sexy after Jonathan Winters died.
"There is a framed painting on the wall. Please go stand in front of it."
"This is art. You will hear a buzzer. When you hear the buzzer, stare at the art. [BUZZER]"
I don't normally use audience shots, but Harley just screams "NOPE" here.
Psssst. Web. (Piano)
PSSST. PIANO. (Web)
The FDA has issues a Glitter Advisory. Those with breathing problems or weak immune systems should stay indoors.
THE SET IS LAVA!
... that robot is so dead meat. Figuratively speaking. Since robots are made out of metal, not meat.
Angry Birds, The Dance!
Oh, sure... but if I buy a ticket, I get arrested. Sheesh.
Today's Man Buffet: Buns, sausage, and sixpacks.
Oh, so this is how sets get built.
She wears those razors to remind me to play nice on Sunday evening.
Oh, the fun times we had at Lookout Point.
Yay happy birthday, Kiki!
The Photographic Museum of Doc's Butt will be opening soon... and... that sounded awkward.
When I die, recycle me into a hair dryer.
If this is tech support, pardon me while I break my computer every day.
Remember to go to your local shelter to adopt stray kittens.
NOT THEM! NOT THEM!
Feed a cold, Antonio a fever.
If your elephant's trunk remains erect for more than 4 hours, seek zoological assistance immediately.
Don't settle for Fake Lina... check for the Seal of Authenticity. Just don't check too closely, or you'll get slapped.
Pssst. Syria's that way.
Nope. Didn't get kicked in the face this week. Darn.
Happy 9th Rezday, Meegan's Butt!
Sometimes, it's like Di knows I'm photographing her.
Thank you, and stay tuned next Sunday for the next thrilling episode.
"Hey. It's Cave. Someone's not daaaancing. Come on. You know the law - testing IS NOT a dance exemption. Don't make me call the dance police"
- Cave Johnson, Portal 2 Perpetual Testing Initiative Expansion Pack.