Sunday, February 11, 2018

Don't make me call the Dance Police... Take 21

Sometimes, I smile.
Sometimes, I wince.
And then there’s the times... well... you know...

I like to call this portion of our trip:
Don’t Make Me Call The Dance Police.

Hold on... let me check something...

Debauche - February 11 2018
ARE THE LIGHTS READY YET?

Oh good. We can begin.

Crystal Edge - February 7 2018
Is this Second Life or Call of Duty?

Crystal Edge - February 7 2018
MEDIC!

The Art Factory - Latin Nights - February 7 2018
It's always amusing when the performer makes last minute adjustments to the set.
STOP MESSING WITH THE LIGHTS AND DANCE!

RIPA - February 8 2018
... Spring Training is next week.

Noir Neverland - February 8 2018
And March Madness soon, too.

RIPA - February 8 2018
Strangely, nobody clicked the Applause sign. Well, except him. Duh.

RIPA - February 8 2018
They applauded for this guy. Or they got stabbed.

RIPA - February 8 2018
What happened to the rest of that elephant?

RIPA - February 8 2018
It's all about that bass, 'bout that bass, 'bout that bass...

Noir Neverland - February 8 2018
Oddly enough, it was Bashful who passed out from the shock of performing on stage, not Sleepy passing out.

Noir Neverland - February 8 2018
Cleanup on Aisle Four!

Noir Neverland - February 8 2018
Make mine a double, bartender!

Elysium Cabaret - February 9 2018
STOP! Gunner Time!

Elysium Cabaret - February 9 2018
Sadly, the fencing swords didn't render.

Elysium Cabaret - February 9 2018
1936? Lemme look that up in Zillow...

Elysium Cabaret - February 9 2018
The Smurfs Franchise went all sexy after Jonathan Winters died.

Elysium Cabaret - February 9 2018
"There is a framed painting on the wall. Please go stand in front of it."
"This is art. You will hear a buzzer. When you hear the buzzer, stare at the art. [BUZZER]"

Guerilla Burlesque Audience - February 9 2018
I don't normally use audience shots, but Harley just screams "NOPE" here.

Debauche - February 11 2018
Psssst. Web. (Piano)

Guerilla Burlesque Audience - February 9 2018
PSSST. PIANO. (Web)

Guerilla Burlesque - February 9 2018
The FDA has issues a Glitter Advisory. Those with breathing problems or weak immune systems should stay indoors.

Guerilla Burlesque - February 9 2018
THE SET IS LAVA!

Guerilla Burlesque - February 9 2018
... that robot is so dead meat. Figuratively speaking. Since robots are made out of metal, not meat.

Phoenix Dance Team - February 10 2018
Angry Birds, The Dance!

Phoenix Dance Team - February 10 2018
Oh, sure... but if I buy a ticket, I get arrested. Sheesh.

Phoenix Dance Team - February 10 2018
Today's Man Buffet: Buns, sausage, and sixpacks.

A&M Mocap - February 10 2018
Oh, so this is how sets get built.

A&M Mocap - February 10 2018
She wears those razors to remind me to play nice on Sunday evening.

A&M Mocap - February 10 2018
Oh, the fun times we had at Lookout Point.

Kiki's Burlesque - February 11 2018
Yay happy birthday, Kiki!

Kiki's Burlesque - February 11 2018
HEY-YO

Debauche - February 11 2018
The Photographic Museum of Doc's Butt will be opening soon... and... that sounded awkward.

Debauche - February 11 2018
When I die, recycle me into a hair dryer.

Debauche - February 11 2018
If this is tech support, pardon me while I break my computer every day.

Debauche - February 11 2018
Remember to go to your local shelter to adopt stray kittens.

Debauche - February 11 2018
NOT THEM! NOT THEM!

Winds of the Sahara - February 11 2018
Feed a cold, Antonio a fever.

Winds of the Sahara - February 11 2018
If your elephant's trunk remains erect for more than 4 hours, seek zoological assistance immediately.

Winds of the Sahara - February 11 2018
Don't settle for Fake Lina... check for the Seal of Authenticity. Just don't check too closely, or you'll get slapped.

Debauche - February 11 2018
Pssst. Syria's that way.

Debauche - February 11 2018
Nope. Didn't get kicked in the face this week. Darn.

Happy 9th Rezday, Meegan's Butt!
Happy 9th Rezday, Meegan's Butt!

Guerilla Burlesque Audience - February 9 2018
Sometimes, it's like Di knows I'm photographing her.


Thank you, and stay tuned next Sunday for the next thrilling episode.
"Hey. It's Cave. Someone's not daaaancing. Come on. You know the law - testing IS NOT a dance exemption. Don't make me call the dance police"
- Cave Johnson, Portal 2 Perpetual Testing Initiative Expansion Pack.


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