Sunday, November 26, 2017

Don't Make Me Call The Dance Police, Take 12

Every week or so, I look back through the photos of Second Life dance performance that I’ve posted on Flickr.

Sometimes, I smile.
Sometimes, I wince.
And then there’s the times... well... you know...

I like to call this portion of our trip: Don’t Make Me Call The Dance Police.

Debauche - November 26 2017
I want THAT tree!

Debauche - November 26 2017
Klaatu Barada Nikto! means "Merry Christmas!" in Martian

Debauche - November 26 2017
Debauche pulled out all the stops for their holiday show. They hired Luxo Junior from Pixar.

Debauche - November 26 2017 Debauche - November 26 2017
"We're here with the eviction notice, Santa!"

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I wonder if they take Visa.

  Debauche - November 26 2017
The soldier would dance, but he cracked his nuts...

Debauche - November 26 2017
When I step on those things, it hurts like hell.

Debauche - November 26 2017
Don't stomp the star!

Inanna Burlesque - November 26 2017
"I'm sorry, but the X-ray shows a dancer in your left ventricle."

Inanna Burlesque - November 26 2017
WHAT IS HOLDING THAT SWING UP?

Inanna Burlesque - November 26 2017
psssst. Web. (piano)

Club Image - November 26, 2017
SNOWFLAKE ATTACK! PEW PEW!

Club Image - November 26, 2017
First, they tell me to remove all scripted items. Then, I get chided for no ankle locks. Sheesh!

Club Image - November 26, 2017
Why would you buy a Steinway for a teddy bear? They can't reach the keys or the pedals. psst. Web. (piano)

Club Image - November 26, 2017
Can you pick up ESPN on that thing?

Club Image - November 26, 2017
Ghost furniture?

Main Event - November 25, 2017
pssst. Web. (piano)

Elysium Cabaret- November 25 2017
This is why we had to hire a new warden at the Dance Police Jail.

Elysium Cabaret- November 25 2017
Where's the frickin' laser beam on its head?

Elysium Cabaret- November 25 2017
pssst. Web. ... .... .... oh, right. (piano)

Elysium Cabaret- November 25 2017
Don't think of it as tipping the dancers. Instead, think of it as Roman charges.

Elysium Cabaret - November 24 2017
Baywatch, Second Life. (Don't hassle the Di.)

Elysium Cabaret - November 24 2017
Ahem. I'm a dance photographer, not a wedding photographer.

Elysium Cabaret - November 24 2017
pssst. Web. (sexy piano)

Lady Garden Cabaret - November 24 2017
Disney's really cut costs with their direct-to-video, haven't they?

Lady Garden Cabaret - November 24 2017
It may be cursed, but it's still organic applesauce.

Lady Garden Cabaret - November 24 2017
Oh that's where they put the budget!

Lady Garden Cabaret - November 24 2017
Wow. She got mirrors to work in SL? That's magic!

Elysium Cabaret - November 24 2017
And this is why I have pizza for Thanksgiving.

Thank you, and stay tuned next Sunday for the next thrilling episode.

"Hey. It's Cave. Someone's not daaaancing. Come on. You know the law - testing IS NOT a dance exemption. Don't make me call the dance police"
- Cave Johnson, Portal 2 Perpetual Testing Initiative Expansion Pack.

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