Every week or so, I look back through the photos of Second Life dance performance that I’ve posted on Flickr.
Sometimes, I smile.
Sometimes, I wince.
And then there’s the times... well... you know...
I like to call this portion of our trip: Don’t Make Me Call The Dance Police.
The one time that it's okay to shout FIRE in a crowded theatre.
FUN FACT: Misse can grow to 50 feet tall and eat jet fighters.
Oops. That one disagreed with her.
I love how griefer cagers have gone mesh in 2017.
Call John Candy. We need some volunteers to finish this bridge.
Um... you're supposed to nail the... oh, never mind.
"Smell my finger."
*sigh* Why do people burn drums?
AND PIANOS????? Please, for the love of God, stop burning drums and pianos when there's bagpipes to burn!
Guys, while you're busy dancing, the chicken's stealing your truck.
Um, is this the Wizard of Oz or St. Patrick's Day?
There's a cock out on stage, and it's not Pathmakers?
For when teleports are broken.
Two out of three dancers pack their own chutes.
,,, anybody hear Wagner?
I always skip the cutscenes in video games. Too many dance numbers.
Snorted too much white kryptonite?
Yay heroe- wait. Since when was Catwoman a hero?
I knew I shouldn't have smoked that pumpkin spice joint.
Either she's wearing a mask or really expensive control hose.
Heads up, insect role players: This is why you never swap RAID for whipped cream during sex play.
Oops. Sorry. Had my X-Ray vision on.
WHOAH that's gotta hurt!
Chaaaaaaaarlie! We're on a bridge!
Oh, I've been bad. Very bad!
Usually, Lynxa kills off her dance partners. In this one, Willy Wonka got killed before the curtain rose.
Remember when you'd try to tune in the stations in between the cable channels to try to get porn? Yeah, me too.
In Bed, Bath, and Beyond... we now know that Beyond stands for Lynxa.
A scene from Robots 2
Never sit in the front row. A dancer may get dizzy and barf on you.
This is what happens when you don't pick up after yourself. Oh, and drink a lot.
You're not supposed to smile when you're crucified! (Unless someone is tickling your feet. They kinda cut that out of the Bible.)
November is Diabetes Awareness Month... here's a mountain of ice cream and candy!
When you're on the road too long, the mudflaps on trucks start to come to life.
Thank you, and stay tuned next Sunday for the next thrilling episode.
"Hey. It's Cave. Someone's not daaaancing. Come on. You know the law - testing IS NOT a dance exemption. Don't make me call the dance police"
- Cave Johnson, Portal 2 Perpetual Testing Initiative Expansion Pack.