Sunday, November 19, 2017

Don't Make Me Call The Dance Police, Take 11

Every week or so, I look back through the photos of Second Life dance performance that I’ve posted on Flickr.

Sometimes, I smile.
Sometimes, I wince.
And then there’s the times... well... you know...

I like to call this portion of our trip: Don’t Make Me Call The Dance Police.

Dance Queens Showcase - November 19 2017
OH COME ON! It's not even Thanksgiving yet!

Club Image - November 19 2017
AND HALLOWEEN WAS LAST MONTH!

  Dance Queens Showcase - November 19 2017
It takes special skill to walk in heels on the sand.

Dance Queens Showcase - November 19 2017
I thought we sprayed for dragons?

Dance Queens Showcase - November 19 2017
Sometimes, perspective gets a little... off.

Dance Queens Showcase - November 19 2017
When Lina wants to shoot hoops, you say "Yes, ma'am."

Dance Queens Showcase - November 19 2017
I told you not to make me call the dance police. Enjoy dance prison! (Hire a better dance lawyer next time.)

Dance Queens Showcase - November 19 2017
Dang. Forgot to turn off wireframe again.

Dance Queens Showcase - November 19 2017
This is not a backdrop. Sasha is actually 10 storeys tall.

Club Image - November 19 2017
Okay, that's a backdrop.

Dance Queens Showcase - November 19 2017
GLITTERBOMB!

Club Image - November 19 2017
At least the carrots are on their faces.

Club Image - November 19 2017
I like DC's reboot of The Penguin. A lot.

Club Image - November 19 2017
Oh, no. You don't get to sneak away until you've done the dishes!

Club Image - November 19 2017
I imagine this every time I swear or say something naughty here.

Club Image Audience Shots
"Hello, I'm Captain Safety. You'll notice there are no emergency exits in this theatre. That's because you can just log off and you'll be safe. Duh."

Club Image Audience Shots
Not dancing this week. Too hung over.

Club Image Audience Shots
It's all fun and games until...

Moulin Rouge - November 18 2017
This is what Superman sees every day.

Winds of the Sahara - November 19 2017
I'd tap that ass... for the maple syrup, mind you.

Phoenix Dance Team - November 18 2017
I SAID EAT MORE COWS!

Phoenix Dance Team - November 18 2017
Literally, hot chicks.

The Rompers - November 18 2017
What would you name this new Marvel superhero?

The Rompers - November 18 2017
Pardon me. Taking a moment. ... ... ... ... okay, I'm back.

The Rompers - November 18 2017
What if Burl Ives did acid?

Winds of the Sahara - November 19 2017
No wonder why Second Life is so fragile today... or is it fra-gee-lay?

The Rompers - November 18 2017
Even Optimus Prime gets dance gigs in between Michael Bay movies.

The Rompers - November 18 2017
It's like an R-rated version of Gauntlet.

Debauche - November 18 2017
Batman's busy. This city belongs to Laura now.

Debauche - November 18 2017
Still playing hide and seek?

Debauche - November 18 2017
Oh, come on. No need to worship me. They're just photos.

Debauche - November 18 2017
Uh oh. Check the breaker. There's a short in the system. (Always wear rubber-soled heels)

Winds of the Sahara - November 19 2017

Why is it they depict the gates of Heaven, but never the Fence or Wall of Heaven? La Coquette Cabaret - Broadway - November 13 2017
... amateur!

Debauche - November 18 2017
Cypher was right. Ignorance is bliss... put me back in the Matrix!

Debauche - November 18 2017
This is how I imagine my funeral.

Debauche - November 18 2017
Have I mentioned how much I love my job?

Elysium Cabaret - November 17 2017
If this is what an invasion from Mars looks like, let me be the first to welcome our Martian overlords.

Elysium Cabaret - November 17 2017
You're supposed to have a great slate of acts, not a great act of slates!

Elysium Cabaret - November 17 2017
Yes. Paul shoots music from his fingers.

  Fantasya - November 17 2017
¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Fantasya - November 17 2017
Um... that hedge needs some Miracle Gro... or Viagara.

Fantasya - November 17 2017
Nice ass.

Noir Neverland - November 16 2017
OH YOU SAW THIS COMING FROM A MILE AWAY!

Atlantis Grand Theatre - November 16 2017
Always check for an invisible prim blocking the stage before you leap for a crowd surf.

Atlantis Grand Theatre - November 16 2017
Never hire a taxi. Uber and Lyft don't have people dancing on their cars.

La Coquette Cabaret - Broadway - November 13 2017
Um... this isn't from a dance photo... it's from... um... NEXT SLIDE! NEXT SLIDE!

La Coquette Cabaret - Broadway - November 13 2017
Sigh. Never throw out your dancers. Always recycle them.
(My original joke had to do with Oscar, Sesame Street, and... okay, maybe it never quite came together. Sorry.)

La Coquette Cabaret - Broadway - November 13 2017
You don't have to tell me twice to follow that Yellow Brick Road.

When you're on the road too long, the mudflaps on trucks start to come to life.

Thank you, and stay tuned next Sunday for the next thrilling episode.

"Hey. It's Cave. Someone's not daaaancing. Come on. You know the law - testing IS NOT a dance exemption. Don't make me call the dance police"
 - Cave Johnson, Portal 2 Perpetual Testing Initiative Expansion Pack.

4 comments:

  1. Exceptional Grasshopper, you make me so proud! I nearly spewed coffee!

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