Sunday, December 17, 2017

Don't Make Me Call The Dance Police, Take 15

Every week or so, I look back through the photos of Second Life dance performance that I’ve posted on Flickr.

Sometimes, I smile.
Sometimes, I wince.
And then there’s the times... well... you know...

I like to call this portion of our trip:
Don’t Make Me Call The Dance Police.

Winds of the Sahara - December 17 2017
Well, that's one snowman who won't be running for Senate.

Luxe Girls - December 17 2017
Santa just changed his mind. Rudolph can sit in the sleigh with Santa.

Luxe Girls - December 17 2017
I'd like to solve the puzzle, Pat.

Luxe Girls - December 17 2017
pssst. Web. (piano)

Club Image - Setsuna - December 17 2017
Yeah, I go nuts over Honeycrisp apples, too.

Paramount Grand Theatre - December 16 2017
Dammit. Did the Russians hack the Next thermostat again?

Paramount Grand Theatre - December 16 2017
Shipping these six Supermans via Krypton Prime.

Paramount Grand Theatre - December 16 2017
I... I... I've got nothing. (No, this is not getting a Rule 34. Hell no.)

Paramount Grand Theatre - December 16 2017
I really hope that's sand, because... ew.

Phoenix Dance Team - December 16 2017
I... okay, I just did that one. You know, one day, I'm going to make a meatloafman.

Winds of the Sahara Cabaret - RFL Scifi - December 16 2017
This is why my boss insists on making their own coffee.

The Outsiders - Christmas Show - December 12 2017
Santa's like "Fuck this, I'm gone!"

Winds of the Sahara Cabaret - RFL Scifi - December 16 2017
Quit chatting and get dancing!

Winds of the Sahara Cabaret - RFL Scifi - December 16 2017
Um... 10101001000110110101010? Seriously? Who spell checked that?

Winds of the Sahara Cabaret - RFL Scifi - December 16 2017
Lynxa tends to kill her dance partners. If you can't see Lynxa's dance partner, RUN!

Oasis Dancers - Christmas - December 16 2017
It's like the snowman's eyes follow you everywhere.

Club Image - Christmas - December 16 2017
Okay, you and the apple have had enough of a moment. Get back to dancing.

Club Image - Christmas - December 16 2017
Rule 34.

Club Image - Christmas - December 16 2017
Santa wanted a Cessna. I told him bad idea. He insisted. Oh well.

Monarchs - December Show - December 15 2017
This is what Amazon Wish Lists looked like in the 19th Century.

Monarchs - December Show - December 15 2017
Go home, giraffe. You're drunk.

Monarchs - December Show - December 15 2017
Thanks to Global Warming, the Polar Express has been shut down. It's now a ferryboat.

Monarchs - December Show - December 15 2017
Did you find that in the basement of The Alamo?

Elysium Cabaret - December 15 2017
Okay, so he's a sociopathic murderer. But he's covered by my HMO.

Elysium Cabaret - December 15 2017
And he referred me to this guy.

The Outsiders - Christmas Show - December 12 2017
Give yourself a round of applause!

Did someone call...

Club Image - Christmas - December 16 2017
The Santa Dance Police?

Thank you, and stay tuned next Sunday for the next thrilling episode.

"Hey. It's Cave. Someone's not daaaancing. Come on. You know the law - testing IS NOT a dance exemption. Don't make me call the dance police"
- Cave Johnson, Portal 2 Perpetual Testing Initiative Expansion Pack.

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