Sometimes, I smile. Sometimes, I wince.
And then there’s the times... well... you know...
I like to call this portion of our trip: Don’t Make Me Call The Dance Police.
If you don't tip enough, the dancers can't even afford skin or internal organs.
At least they can afford blue paint.
No, I asked for the kosher meal.
The hotel has a pool, but...
I'm not saying the place is lagged, but these people were alive when the show started.
BIRD GHOST!
I said chicken soup, not chick in soup.
That chandelier kinda looks like a crown.
And this is why I don't go to church anymore.
In case of fire...
I GOT YOU, DREADED TRIPLE BACKFLIP!
Somebody forgot to put on sunblock.
This is why you don't sass the performers.
The driver is totally getting one star for this.
Trigger warning: balloons
If you're happy and you know it, rez a gigantic monster? (To clap his hands)
"Dead men tell no tales... dead men tell no tales..."
Pssst take off your facelights.
Do you hear banjo music?
Anyone got signal? I want to run a Zillow on that place.
Oh, thank you for pointing that out. I thought they were librarians.
Wickeder.
When you play Bridge in SL, everyone bids... nah, too easy.
Sleep number of 86?
I bet this cemetery's website uses FrontPage.
EM... EM... is that the same Cemetery? It's in so many acts!
Live, from The Pentagon
When my hands are busy...
Lynxa's dance partners... yeah. I wish I had life insurance policies on them.
Say it with me... "This is when the acid kicked in."
She can't remember the console admin password.
Somebody needs 5 Hour Energy.
Welcome to Farmville!
The Dance Police have been naughty. Very naughty.
I must not be drunk. Those elephants aren't pink.
Remember Lemmings?
Don't party too much.
Even the trees are dancing!
But it's not gift wrapped... send it back!
Well, that's gotta be awkward...
Wait, what's this.... George... was... a... pirate?
Um... er... I give up.
Thank you, and stay tuned next Sunday for the next thrilling episode.
"Hey. It's Cave. Someone's not daaaancing. Come on. You know the law - testing IS NOT a dance exemption. Don't make me call the dance police"
- Cave Johnson, Portal 2 Perpetual Testing Initiative Expansion Pack.