Don't make me make resolutions for the Dance Police!

I figured with the new year and all, I should make a few resolutions for 2018.

Since there weren't many shows this past week, I'll go back through some of the archives, okay?

Here goes:


I resolve to come up with better house rules when I play Monopoly.


I resolve to use a carrot for my snowman's nose instead of an orange.


I resolve the clean my room every day.


I resolve to eat more pie.


I resolve to lick fewer toads. Seven a day is about right.


I resolve to watch less TV... except for binge-watching cool stuff like Magicians and Twilight Zone.


I resolve to stop drawing chalk outlines around people if they fall asleep in the street.


I resolve to be kind to animals. Except for evil wolves. I'll stab them a lot.


I resolve to stop summoning so many demons. I only need 3 for the ritual sacrifice.


I resolve to get a decent applause gesture instead of that stupid simple claps gesture I use. With the huge APPLAUSE sign over me that blocks everyone's view.


I resolve to put women high up on a pedestal... and not just to upskirt them.


I resolve to see my primary health care provider for a full physical instead of his witch doctor. She's out of network and a lot more expensive.


Oh. Right. Clean the litterbox more often, too. I resolve to do that too.


I resolve to bring an umbrella in my work bag instead of using coworkers to block the rain.


Those painkillers are for pain, not for fun. I resolve to use them wisely... or if I'm in need of some really trippy shit.


I resolve to eat more chicken.


I resolve to drink less water before I go to bed.


I resolve to get fresh batteries for the television remote and to stop swiping them from the smoke alarm.


I resolve to tip the mailman more for the holidays.


I resolve to be less of a jerk about grammar, even if that 1 should be a 0.


I resolve to stop saying... oh, screw it. Psssst. Web. (piano)


I resolve to take all of the recycling to the recycling center and not to build giant robot gods in the backyard.


I... um... what the hell was this?


Okay, I give up... no more resolutions!

Thank you, and stay tuned next Sunday for the next thrilling episode.

"Hey. It's Cave. Someone's not daaaancing. Come on. You know the law - testing IS NOT a dance exemption. Don't make me call the dance police"
- Cave Johnson, Portal 2 Perpetual Testing Initiative Expansion Pack.

Oh oh oh... shameless plug. I've built a new in-world gallery of slideshows of lots of dance groups.



You can find it at http://maps.secondlife.com/secondlife/Edloe/204/206/21

I'll be tweaking and adjusting it over the next few days... totally needs more catwalks and stairs.

A Meeting Place - Rockin' New Years Eve Dance Show

Rockin' New Years Eve Dance Show Sunday, Jan 31st @ 2 pm slt.

Rockin' New Years Eve Dance Show celebrates breaking in the new year with fun and style!  Come enjoy everything from Heroes and Villains, to joyous love, to sexy ladies and men!  The show is full of energy and there is a special all male dance for the finale to celebrate the men in our lives.

Dress in style and come celebrate before the clock chimes midnight!

Here's Your Limo!

 

Male Dancers Wanted!

Centre Stage is currently looking for fun, friendly male dancers to join our cast.

★ Experience is not essential but is always a bonus.
★ We will be performing regularly at our home venue as well as touring other venues around the grid.
★ Performers receive a share of all tips/donations received.

For more information, please IM or send a NC to RyanSawyer Resident
or visit Centre Stage where more details on joining our cast can be found.

Centre Stage Home Venue

Guerilla Burlesque last dance show of 2017!

Guerilla Burlesque last dance show of 2017!

Please join us for our final appearance at The Dickens Project on Lea7! We hope you had a wonderful Christmas celebration and we invite you to join us Saturday night for our Dickens Revue show! This is our last show for 2017 before we break and take a few weeks off! Guerilla Burlesque would like to thank each and every one of you for your continuous support throughout the year! Without you it just wouldn’t be as much fun!

We look forward to 2018 with great excitement as we will be bringing you all new acts and adding spectacular new shows to our stage!

Show time: Saturday December 30th at 8 PM
Doors open at 7 pm for the 8 pm show!

*This will be your last chance to explore the Dickens Lea7 sim as this is closing night for this event! There are  many fun activates to participate In like Carriage or balloon tours, skating, sledding and a few other surprises to explore the and celebrating the work of one of the masters of 19th Century literature!
Join us at The Dickens Project! 

Desire - New Year's Eve Party and Adult Dance Show

,.-~*'¨¯¨'*·~-.¸-(_ DESIRE _)-,.-~*'¨¯¨'*·~-.¸
Arts Theatre

and Gallery

Come early for some dancing and music in the theater before the show at 7pm slt! Please come in your party clothes!

Desire Arts Dancers do a monthly "after hours" show. We bring you the performance quality at our Saturday shows, with more skin... little less costume. Some acts do contain adult content.

As an "Arts" theater (and gallery) Desire Arts will be a venue perfectly suited for SL Performers wishing to express themselves through live performances, through Dance, Art Exhibits, Performance Art as well as Dramatic Presentations.

Also, Presentations of a controversial nature (including those involving sex, politics and/or religion) will be presented separately from the Dance Program.

Desire Arts Theatre and Gallery

Twas the night before... the Dance Police?

'Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the house Not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse;

 

The stockings were hung by the chimney with care, In hopes that St. Nicholas soon would be there;



The children were nestled all snug in their beds, While visions of sugar-plums danced in their heads;



And mamma in her 'kerchief, and I in my cap, Had just settled down for a long winter's nap, When out on the lawn there arose such a clatter, I sprang from the bed to see what was the matter. Away to the window I flew like a flash, Tore open the shutters and threw up the sash.



The moon on the breast of the new-fallen snow Gave the lustre of mid-day to objects below,



When, what to my wondering eyes should appear, But a miniature sleigh, and eight tiny reindeer,



With a little old driver, so lively and quick, I knew in a moment it must be St. Nick. More rapid than eagles his coursers they came, And he whistled, and shouted, and called them by name;



"Now, DASHER! now, DANCER! now, PRANCER and VIXEN! On, COMET! on CUPID! on, DONNER and BLITZEN! To the top of the porch! to the top of the wall! Now dash away! dash away! dash away all!"



As dry leaves that before the wild hurricane fly, When they meet with an obstacle, mount to the sky, So up to the house-top the coursers they flew, With the sleigh full of toys, and St. Nicholas too. And then, in a twinkling, I heard on the roof The prancing and pawing of each little hoof. As I drew in my hand, and was turning around, Down the chimney St. Nicholas came with a bound. He was dressed all in fur, from his head to his foot, And his clothes were all tarnished with ashes and soot;



A bundle of toys he had flung on his back, And he looked like a peddler just opening his pack.



His eyes -- how they twinkled! his dimples how merry! His cheeks were like roses, his nose like a cherry!



His droll little mouth was drawn up like a bow, And the beard of his chin was as white as the snow; The stump of a pipe he held tight in his teeth, And the smoke it encircled his head like a wreath; He had a broad face and a little round belly, That shook, when he laughed like a bowlful of jelly.



He was chubby and plump, a right jolly old elf, And I laughed when I saw him, in spite of myself;



A wink of his eye and a twist of his head, Soon gave me to know I had nothing to dread; He spoke not a word, but went straight to his work,


And filled all the stockings; then turned with a jerk, And laying his finger aside of his nose, And giving a nod, up the chimney he rose; He sprang to his sleigh, to his team gave a whistle,



And away they all flew like the down of a thistle.



But I heard him exclaim, ere he drove out of sight,



HAPPY CHRISTMAS TO ALL, AND TO ALL A GOOD-NIGHT!



PS:

Debauche held an audience request and participation party on Sunday, and I got a better and deeper appreciation for the talent, skill, and detail that choreographers put into their work. Expression and emotion through the motion to music isn't easy, and "In The Air Tonight" is one of my favorite routines by anyone in Second Life. Also, I learned of the frustrations of keeping these things sorted and organized, let alone getting them to load in the Second Life environment. Thank you, Laura, for the opportunity for a glimpse of the view from the stage. it really meant a lot to me, more than just conqeruing the dreaded triple-backflip.

Winds of The Sahara Holiday Show

Dancing today:
Queenie
Bella
Antonio
Gracie
Lina
Adam
Ray
Lynxa
Hostess:
Beebs
DJ:
Ayita
Each choreographer will being something a little different to the stage today. I know you wont want to miss it!
Take a break from wrapping all those gifts, grab a drink, don a holiday hat and join us for an afternoon of magical holiday dance!
How ever you celebrate, all of us at Winds of the Sahara wish you all the love, magic and memories this holiday season brings. Thank you for another wonderful year, we could not have done it without all of you!

Holiday Hugs and Kisses under the Mistletoe!

Your Limo to the Show

The Night Theater & The Shadows Silhouette Dancers Present: "Gone Caroling"

The Night Theater & The Shadows Silhouette Dancers Present:

"Gone Caroling"

The unplanned and unexpected Christmas show we had not meant to happen. Now showing to celebrate the Yule season along with Fallen Gods and to fill your hearts with joy and laughter.
Bundle up and bring something warm to drink or snuggle as we have frozen the bay and join us at:

Showtimes:

Saturday 23rd of December @ 1pm slt

Friday 29th of December @ 1pm slt


Snowflake ride here: