Sunday, October 8, 2017

Don't Make Me Call The Dance Police, Take 6

Every week or so, I look back through the photos of Second Life dance performance that I’ve posted on Flickr.

Sometimes, I smile. Sometimes, I wince.
And then there’s the times... well... you know...

I like to call this portion of our trip: Don’t Make Me Call The Dance Police.

Winds of the Sahara - October 8 2017
Dance Police Special Forces reporting for duty!

Winds of the Sahara - October 8 2017 Dangerous! This is why you should only get authentic 9-candle menorahs. Winds of the Sahara - October 8 2017
Simon says pee on the invisible fire hydrant... hey... you... over there.... YOU'RE OUT!

Winds of the Sahara - October 8 2017
Mars Attacks 2!

The Night Theater at Fallen Gods - October 8 2017
Officer Kitty Fuzzyface, Dance Police Tinies Divison

The Night Theater at Fallen Gods - October 8 2017
That's the angriest damn penguin I've ever see- OUCH! STOP HITTING ME WITH THAT FISH!

Club Image - October 8 2017
I hope the health inspector isn't coming today...

Club Image - October 8 2017
Introducing the 2018 Mazda Carriage!

Phoenix Dance Team - October 7 2017
The Price Is Right 2035 Edition (I have no idea what that machine is, but I guess it retails for $20,000,000, Clone Of Bob Barker.)

  Phoenix Dance Team - October 7 2017
She busts a move, and the backup dancers were blown backwards!

Phoenix Dance Team - October 7 2017
I think this is some new Pacman variant where you put on a blindfold and hug ghosts.

Phoenix Dance Team - October 7 2017
Don't make me call the Dance Fire Department!

Phoenix Dance Team - October 7 2017
The orange gas is unicorn farts. (No, they do not fart rainbows.)

Phoenix Dance Team - October 7 2017
WHY ARE YOU WALKING? YOU HAVE WINGS! FLY! FLY!

Elysium Cabaret - October 6 2017
I hope they remember to feed the fish.

  Elysium Cabaret - October 6 2017
Goodnight Moon, The Adult Version

  Elysium Cabaret - October 6 2017
TONIGHT ON SESAME STREET 2035, KERMIT AND ELMO CLONE AND MONSTER OF COOKIES TEACH SQUARES, DESPAIR, AND QUANTUM PHYSICS.

Elysium Cabaret - October 6 2017
Everybody run! It's a Rolling Restart!

Elysium Cabaret - October 6 2017
Sharknado 6!

Elysium Cabaret - October 6 2017
... you know, this kind of shit got my ass in hot water last week!

Fantasya - October 6 2017
Sari about that.

Fantasya - October 6 2017
You know, sometimes my photos suck, but do you have to selfie in the middle of the act?

Noir Neverland - October 5 2017
Do not mock Bondage Violin.

  Noir Neverland - October 5 2017
Earthquake, right?

Crystal Edge Dancers - October 4 2017
Um, put your kids to bed before you continue, okay?

Crystal Edge Dancers - October 4 2017
Best. Hand. Shadow. Figures. Ever. (I think I broke all my fingers.)

As for my critics...

Tramp Stamp
Kiss my ass, and bake me some cookies.

Thank you, and stay tuned next Sunday for the next thrilling episode.

"Hey. It's Cave. Someone's not daaaancing. Come on. You know the law - testing IS NOT a dance exemption. Don't make me call the dance police"
- Cave Johnson, Portal 2 Perpetual Testing Initiative Expansion Pack.

(The caption contest winner will be posted on Wednesday with the next caption contest.)