Sunday, January 7, 2018

Don't Make Me Call The Dance Police, Take 16

Every week or so, I look back through the photos of Second Life dance performance that I’ve posted on Flickr.

Sometimes, I smile.
Sometimes, I wince.
And then there’s the times... well... you know...

I like to call this portion of our trip:
Don’t Make Me Call The Dance Police.

When developing photos, don't forget to take off your facelight...
Not a lot of shots this week. Sorry.

Idle Rogue - Oxygene - January 1 2018
Click... click... click... I'm not dancing yet!

Idle Rogue - Oxygene - January 1 2018
Welcome to Poseball Jail.

RIPA - Nutcracker and The Mouse King - January 4 2018
Pitching a tent under the big top, are we?

RIPA - Nutcracker and The Mouse King - January 4 2018
It's like the proposals at the ballgame, except she says Yes instead of saying No and throwing a ten-dollar beer in his face.

RIPA - Nutcracker and The Mouse King - January 4 2018
The Hulk went on a diet.

RIPA - Nutcracker and The Mouse King - January 4 2018
"If this is a nutcracker, where are his nu-"
"Um, how about a pony instead?"

RIPA - Nutcracker and The Mouse King - January 4 2018
Never leave food on the stage.

RIPA - Nutcracker and The Mouse King - January 4 2018
I'm trying to make a Mice + ISIS joke here... Miceis? Too soon?

Winds of the Sahara - January 7 2018
Check their artistic licenses, officer!

RIPA - Nutcracker and The Mouse King - January 4 2018
I bet her drycleaning bills are a bitch.

Noir Neverland - January 4 2018
... what is that man doing to the jukebox?

Winds of the Sahara - January 7 2018
Turning over a new leaf for the New Year?

Winds of the Sahara - January 7 2018
Ah, yes. Arkhamesh Alysum. Where they put the hardest repeat offenders.

Noir Neverland - January 4 2018
I'd like a two-piece flamingo meal, coleslaw and a biscuit... in fact, let me catch that one out there.

Elysium Cabaret - January 5 2018
It's not that he holds his hand over the candle flame, but he does it so dramatically.

Elysium Cabaret - January 5 2018
Register to vote, or this man will menace you until you do.

Paramount Grand Theatre - January 6 2018
pssst. Web. (piano)

Paramount Grand Theatre - January 6 2018
This is why you remove scripted items before a show... they may just dance on their own.

(there's one I can't post here because... well... NSFW.)

Debauche - January 7 2018
Oh, she is most certainly not XY...

Debauche - January 7 2018
Call tech support!

Debauche - January 7 2018
Yes. Yes, you are. (I know I've done this joke before. But, seriously. Very sweet.)

Debauche - January 7 2018
... yeah, you know this one by now.

Debauche - January 7 2018
I know that vinyl is making a comeback, but do try to keep the dust and tiny dancers off of the records for durability's sake?

Debauche Aftershow
Um... must be someone else. I'm just a photographer, you know.

Thank you, and stay tuned next Sunday for the next thrilling episode.

"Hey. It's Cave. Someone's not daaaancing. Come on. You know the law - testing IS NOT a dance exemption. Don't make me call the dance police"
- Cave Johnson, Portal 2 Perpetual Testing Initiative Expansion Pack.

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