Sunday, October 15, 2017

Don't Make Me Call The Dance Police, Take 7

Every week or so, I look back through the photos of Second Life dance performance that I’ve posted on Flickr.

Sometimes, I smile. Sometimes, I wince.
And then there’s the times... well... you know...

I like to call this portion of our trip: Don’t Make Me Call The Dance Police.

Winds of the Sahara - October 15 2017
 Nice try, but I still see you there! I see right through your attempt to avoid appearing in this post!

Winds of the Sahara - October 15 2017
Gotta watch out for zombie dancers sneaking into the audience this time of year. (We are the refreshment stand)

Winds of the Sahara - October 15 2017
The lifespan of a Lynxa dance assistant is about halfway through her act. (Buy life insurance now)

Winds of the Sahara - October 15 2017
These are the angel and devil who sit on my shoulders while I type blog posts.

Winds of the Sahara - October 15 2017
I always wondered what happened to Big Boy after Dr. Evil used it.

Winds of the Sahara - October 15 2017
Um... are you okay, Path?

Royal Opera Ballet - October 15 2017
Relax, the Asset Servers are actually working. On the Sansar grid.

Royal Opera Ballet - October 15 2017
I never did manage to win this board in Q-Bert in the arcade. Did you?

Royal Opera Ballet - October 15 2017
They're burning my draft editorials for heat.

Royal Opera Ballet - October 15 2017
All together now... Robots need love toooooo! They want to be loved by youuuuuu.... they want to be loved by yooooouuuuuuu...

Luxe - Season of the Witch - October 15 2017
STOP DROP AND ROLL!

Luxe - Season of the Witch - October 15 2017
Sigh... all those damn photographers. (snap) Sheesh!

Luxe - Season of the Witch - October 15 2017
... you said that this was the GOOD acid.

Luxe - Season of the Witch - October 15 2017
This is how I look on the TSA scanner at the airport.

Club Image - October 15 2017
It's always important to have medical staff available during team dances, because civilians don't properly warm up before their acts.

Club Image - October 15 2017
FUN FACT: Particle candy has no sugar or calories.

Club Image - October 15 2017
If I had this as a bedside alarm clock, I'd be terrified of trying to hit the snooze bar.

Club Image - October 15 2017
Darn it. Cheap blue screens. Okay, I'll edit out the strings in post.

Club Image - October 15 2017
And Galdalf's third incarnation after Grey and White... Galdarf the Frickin Hot.

Club Image - October 15 2017
Those are the previous Dance Queen columnists? Okay, I can take a hint. I'll lighten up.

Club Image - October 15 2017
Creepy ushers.
Dance XCetera - October 15 2017
 Relax, people. Rip Taylor's still alive.

  A&M Mocap - October 14 2017
They'll let anybody drive for Uber these days.

A&M Mocap - October 14 2017
After the Mr. Ed show went off the air, he became a backup dancer for Rompers.

A&M Mocap - October 14 2017
Someone else going through the TSA scanners.

A&M Mocap - October 14 2017
It takes a while for some acts to load, but she was 23 when they started this performance.

A&M Mocap - October 14 2017
Who wants to play Hangman? _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _, _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _!

A&M Mocap - October 14 2017
I hope that train turns, because it's going to kill a lot of audience members.

A&M Mocap - October 14 2017
Severe makeup allergy, right?

  A&M Mocap - October 14 2017
Somebody missing a puppy?

Paramount Grand Theater - October 14 2017
I guess Dr. Frank N. Further raised the funds for the top surgery.

Paramount Grand Theater - October 14 2017
PUHHHHHHDNNNN OHHHHH DRRRRR RIZZZZZZZZZZ

Paramount Grand Theater - October 14 2017
"Come back! Come back! I'll stop running you through the washer in your sleep!"

Paramount Grand Theater - October 14 2017
Sorry, but your prayers weren't answered. You're in the Dance Police post.
Dance XCetera - October 15 2017
3th? Seriously? Are you trolling me? (clicks AutoCorrect)

Paramount Grand Theater - October 14 2017
Hrm... likes Thai food... and brains... (swipes left)

Paramount Grand Theater - October 14 2017
I guess they hired the wrong caterer.

  Making Strides - Treasure The Chests - October 14 2017
George was a pirate, but... forget George. What's her name?

Making Strides - Treasure The Chests - October 14 2017
Okay, fine. I can take a hint.

Making Strides - Treasure The Chests - October 14 2017
My cousin R. Damnit Mariner is a dentist, and he's always sad when he has to left an extracted tooth go

. Making Strides - Treasure The Chests - October 14 2017
Stop it with the fly-by farts, Tinkerbell!

  The Rompers - October 14 2017
... I've got nothing. This was just cool, man.

The Rompers - October 14 2017
When I swear too much, Di and Nara get angry... you wouldn't like them when they're angry. Well... um... on second thought, they're kinda hot when they're angry.

The Rompers - October 14 2017
Hey, didn't you read the sign? Don't pet the deer!

Oasis Dancers - New Theatre - October 14 2017
Sorry, I had Wireframe turned on.

  Oasis Dancers - New Theatre - October 14 2017
Okay, who called the Dance Prison Guard Service?

Oasis Dancers - New Theatre - October 14 2017
Oh crap... her strings broke. CHEAP SCULPTY STRINGS!

Oasis Dancers - New Theatre - October 14 2017
BREAKING NEWS: Tragedy struck the Second Life Circus today when three high-wire walkers fell off of their high wire.

Oasis Dancers - New Theatre - October 14 2017 CONGRATULATIONS! YOU WIN THE VOICE!

The Art Factory - Rocky Horror - October 13 2017
I love how those open-minded Unitarians will baptize anybody. Now that's love.

Elysium Cabaret - October 13 2017
ANSWER: She's the understudy, I think.

  Elysium Cabaret - October 13 2017
No, this is not a shot from their skybox security camera. (I've got that in another folder)

Elysium Cabaret - October 13 2017
I've already got my three wishes, thank you.

Noir Neverland - October 12 2017
That's not blood. They just painted the roof and it's leaking. Honest.

Noir Neverland - October 12 2017
I SAID STOP USING THAT MAKEUP! YOU'RE ALLERGIC!

That's it! I'm calling... THE DANCE POLICE! (dials 911) Dance XCetera - October 15 2017
Uh oh... Officer Bob's down! Better call for backup!

Dance XCetera - October 15 2017
Aw, crap! Stan's down too! He had a wife and prim babies!

Dance XCetera - October 15 2017
Not you too, Jerry! Oh no! We're doomed! DOOOMED! DOOOOOOOOOOOME-

Thank you, and stay tuned next Sunday for the next thrilling episode.

"Hey. It's Cave. Someone's not daaaancing. Come on. You know the law - testing IS NOT a dance exemption. Don't make me call the dance police"
- Cave Johnson, Portal 2 Perpetual Testing Initiative Expansion Pack.